Smegmasung

When you are too excited and cover your samsung phone in smegma, the phone is now a Smegmasung

"My best friend is comming from England! I am so happy that i got a Smegmasung!"
"I just got a Smegmasung because i got a free pizza."

by pokornikTomorrow March 7, 2016

Smegmavenger

One who avenges a comrade whose smegma has been stolen. When your friend has had his smegma stolen, you must re-obtain it and return it to him promptly.

The smegmavenger got my smegma back!

by Poopshoemagoo June 1, 2019

smegmung

The Parmesan substance that one finds underneath the foreskin of a long deceased old man.

Dude A: I forgot to brush my teeth last night...
Dude B: No wonder your kisses taste so Smegmungy
Dude A: ....No homo

by Kaostrife January 14, 2008