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Smeating

Where a group of friends Pull together (Bout 10-50 deep)In an outside area( Park ,Backyard,GraveYard,Roof of an abandoned building) With a Grill ,Some Charcoal,Some Beers,Steaks,Hamburgers,and Sausages( Any kind of meats,Really).
Smeating : EVERYONE Is DOWN FOR The SMEATING TO CATCH UP AND EAT SOME STEAKS.6 pm at the drive inn.
by WINDLUST July 14, 2020
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smeating

Combination of the words “smell” and “cheating.” Smeating is the act of cheating on your significant other and not cleaning yourself for an extended period of time. While it may not be an intentional way to get them to know you’ve been cheating, it has that as a side effect. (Along with infections caused by poor hygiene) Even if the victim of a smeater doesn’t notice the smell of someone else, smeaters tends to not practice good hygiene and the victim will still notice the smell of body odor and sweat. While there’s usually some underlying reason a cheater does what they do, a smeater is what happens when that person loses all reason to care or take care of themselves and probably has some severe mental health problems that need to be addressed before they cause other risky behaviors.

Coined in the Ask Reddit thread “What’s a sexual deal-breaker for you in a relationship?”
Nick realized his girlfriend was smeating on him when he smelled cologne on her, but he had no idea how many days ago the cheating had occurred since she hadn’t taken a shower in the past week.
by Dr. Sigh April 27, 2019
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Club house seating

Club house seating is when one man sits on the toilet tank dropping an upper decker while another man sits on the bowl backwards while giving the man on the tank a BJ.
Dude I walked in on 2 co-workers performing a club house seating yesterday.
by Cdaniel March 7, 2019
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sheating

The act of ingesting sustenance whilst evacuating one's bowels
The Kraken relished so much in his mother's meatloaf and mashed potatoes that he did not want to pause from his meal as he felt the need to drop a massive deuce, instead he decided to take part in a little sheating session in order to reconcile both needs.
by El_Duderin0 March 21, 2011
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Sweating like a priest in a playground!

This term has been going around due to the large amount of pressure and exposure on the Catholic church and there attempts to cover up and shelter the pedophiles and child molesters over the years...
"Christ mick! this exercise is killing me, need to stop for a rest.... I know Tom im Sweating like a priest in a playground!"
by gemineye7 April 3, 2010
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pig sweating

Sweating incredibly bad while doing absolutely no physical activity.
Oh My Dad, when we were rollin' monster bed last nite, I was straight up pig sweating.
by K49 December 14, 2009
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sweating very badly, like a whore might sweat if she were in church.
This Florida summer weather is killing me. I can't step outside with sweating like a whore in church.
by TheConcierge April 14, 2005
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