TheConcierge's definitions

sweating like a whore in church

sweating very badly, like a whore might sweat if she were in church.

This Florida summer weather is killing me. I can't step outside with sweating like a whore in church.

by TheConcierge April 14, 2005

asshole high to a ten foot Indian

Very high, to far up

I couldn't get up that tree without my gear. The lowest branch is asshole high to a ten foot Indian.

by TheConcierge April 14, 2005

smack the south right outta you

A phrase used when a dirty secess is mouthing off to their northern superior.

Okay, so I talk fast. But if you keep making fun of it I'm gonna smack the south right outta you.

by TheConcierge April 14, 2005

hoopie mall

Properly, a flee market in the town of Rogers, Ohio. Could be used to describe any are that hoopies are likely to shop, such as a strip mall with a Dollar General or a Family Dollar. Also frequented by trucks and dirtbikes and people sportin' the white trash 'stache

You: I need some ammo, a knock-off Versace bag, a funnel cake, a 300 pound hog and some fresh Amish produce.
Me: The only place you can get all that is the hoppie mall.

by TheConcierge April 15, 2005

rock

Rolling Rock Beer brewed in Latrobe, PA

Bartender: Can I help you?
Me: Yeah, I'll have a rock.

by TheConcierge April 14, 2005

pusher

A long thin instrument used to push a screen or scrubber through a crack pipe to catch the residue or back after a rock is smoked.

Grab the pusher. We need to clean out the back.

by TheConcierge September 23, 2006

hemostat

1. roach clip, tweezers, or anything used to hold a joint when it is too small to hold onto with your fingers. also refered to as a hemo.

2. A hemostat, also called a hemostatic clamp is a surgical tool which resembles a set of scissors with a locking clamp replacing the blade. A set of hemostats comes in several different sizes and types, for example, Kelly, Crile, and Halstead; and any given surgery may require the use of a number of hemostats. A hemostat is commonly used in both surgery and emergency medicine to control bleeding, especially from a torn blood vessel, until the bleeding can be repaired by stitches or other surgical techniques. The process of halting bleeding is called hemostasis. Hemostats are part of the first aid kit carried by combat lifesavers and paramedics.

I'm outta weed, but I got a few roaches lying around. Do you have a hemostat?

by TheConcierge December 2, 2005