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Definitions by TheConcierge

scrapple 

Scrapple is a savory mush in which cornmeal and flour, often buckwheat flour, are simmered with pork scraps and trimmings, then formed into a loaf. Small scraps of meat left over from butchering, too small to be used or sold elsewhere, were made into scrapple to avoid waste, a Pennsylvania Dutch tradition.

Scrapple is typically made of hog offal, such as the head, eyes, heart, liver, bladder, and other scraps, which are boiled with any bones attached (often the entire head), to make a broth. Once cooked, bones and fat are discarded, the meat is reserved, and (dry) cornmeal is boiled in the broth to make a mush. The meat, finely minced, is returned, and seasonings, typically sage, thyme, savory, and others, are added. The mush is cast into loaves, and allowed to cool thoroughly until gelled. The proportions and seasoning are very much a matter of the region and the cook's taste.

Commercial scrapple often contains these traditional ingredients, with a distinctive flavor to each brand, though homemade recipes often specify more genteel cuts of pork, with a consequently blander taste. A few manufacturers have introduced beef and turkey varieties.

Scrapple is typically cut into thin (quarter-inch-thick) slices, pan-fried in butter or oil until the outsides form a crust, and served at breakfast, as an accompaniment to eggs. It is eaten plain or with ketchup, maple syrup, dark corn syrup, or apple butter.

In some regions, however, such as New England, it is prepared by mixing the scrapple with scrambled eggs and served with toast.
mmmmm. I sure do love the scrapple they serve up, with 'em eggs at the Hookstown fair.
Dude, you're gross.
scrapple by TheConcierge September 30, 2006
The residue left in a crack pipe after the rock is smoked. The crackhead then uses the pusher the force the scrubber to the other end of the pipe to collect the back. The back can then smoked as well.
We smoked that whole 20 piece man.
Well get the pusher so we can smoke the back.
back by TheConcierge September 23, 2006

scrubber 

A piece of metal wool used in a crack pipe to catch the residue after a rock is smoked.

Also known as a chore or a chore boy.
Make sure you burn the copper off that scrubber before you put it in the pipe.
scrubber by TheConcierge September 23, 2006
A long thin instrument used to push a screen or scrubber through a crack pipe to catch the residue or back after a rock is smoked.
Grab the pusher. We need to clean out the back.
pusher by TheConcierge September 23, 2006
to steal, rob, or boost.
Where you get all dat bling? You ain't got no job.
I thieved it from that punk across the street!
thieve by TheConcierge September 15, 2006

hemostat 

1. roach clip, tweezers, or anything used to hold a joint when it is too small to hold onto with your fingers. also refered to as a hemo.

2. A hemostat, also called a hemostatic clamp is a surgical tool which resembles a set of scissors with a locking clamp replacing the blade. A set of hemostats comes in several different sizes and types, for example, Kelly, Crile, and Halstead; and any given surgery may require the use of a number of hemostats. A hemostat is commonly used in both surgery and emergency medicine to control bleeding, especially from a torn blood vessel, until the bleeding can be repaired by stitches or other surgical techniques. The process of halting bleeding is called hemostasis. Hemostats are part of the first aid kit carried by combat lifesavers and paramedics.
I'm outta weed, but I got a few roaches lying around. Do you have a hemostat?
hemostat by TheConcierge December 2, 2005

hoopie mall 

Properly, a flee market in the town of Rogers, Ohio. Could be used to describe any are that hoopies are likely to shop, such as a strip mall with a Dollar General or a Family Dollar. Also frequented by trucks and dirtbikes and people sportin' the white trash 'stache
You: I need some ammo, a knock-off Versace bag, a funnel cake, a 300 pound hog and some fresh Amish produce.
Me: The only place you can get all that is the hoppie mall.
hoopie mall by TheConcierge April 15, 2005