TheConcierge's definitions

hoopie mall

Properly, a flee market in the town of Rogers, Ohio. Could be used to describe any are that hoopies are likely to shop, such as a strip mall with a Dollar General or a Family Dollar. Also frequented by trucks and dirtbikes and people sportin' the white trash 'stache

You: I need some ammo, a knock-off Versace bag, a funnel cake, a 300 pound hog and some fresh Amish produce.
Me: The only place you can get all that is the hoppie mall.

by TheConcierge April 15, 2005

ass over tea kettle

to fall in such a way as your bum flips over your head

Man, last New Years Eve you really fell ass over tea kettle down Clint's basement stairs

by TheConcierge April 14, 2005

thieve

to steal, rob, or boost.

Where you get all dat bling? You ain't got no job.
I thieved it from that punk across the street!

by TheConcierge September 15, 2006

hoopie

see above definition, but anywhere in the Pennsylvania-West Virginia-Ohio tri-state region. Usually associated with trailer parks, dirty hair, and heavy metal band tee-shirts. See trucks and dirtbikes and hoopie mall.

If you drive down to Brady's Run in the spring, past the trialer park, you'll pass all them hoopies out with their 70's era cars on blocks and their Natty Ice.

by TheConcierge April 14, 2005

rock

Rolling Rock Beer brewed in Latrobe, PA

Bartender: Can I help you?
Me: Yeah, I'll have a rock.

by TheConcierge April 14, 2005

pusher

A long thin instrument used to push a screen or scrubber through a crack pipe to catch the residue or back after a rock is smoked.

Grab the pusher. We need to clean out the back.

by TheConcierge September 23, 2006

sweating like a whore in church

sweating very badly, like a whore might sweat if she were in church.

This Florida summer weather is killing me. I can't step outside with sweating like a whore in church.

by TheConcierge April 14, 2005