smearing
smearing by Ionlemonpoo September 4, 2014
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smearing out
When someone does something completely out of context and diverts the attention to themselves negatively.
yo hes smearing out right now, he just bit the bogey in half and now he is humping the floor...in front of all these chicks
smearing out by Omniscient Bystander December 15, 2010
Smearing Cookies
A term used to describe the sexual act undercover lesbians partake in behind their boyfriend’s back. When one scummy butch vagina wraps it’s creamy lips around another secret lesbians crotch flaps and with deep quiet panting produces a creamy smear similar to the filling of an Oreo cookie. Beware: these movements may produce a slight “pbbbfft” noise and may smell similar to opening a fresh jar of pickles.
“Yo have you seen Brae lately? Yeah last I heard she was sucking D for heroin and smearing cookies with that gypsy chick behind the dumpster at Circle K in Fountain Hills”
Smearing Cookies by Phil Shtick June 8, 2018
Smearing of the bride
An Ancient Greek tradition involving smearing a newlywed woman with honey, particularly in the bosom region
Smearing of the bride by Juan1000 April 28, 2021
Smearing my shit
The action to “spread your own shit on a wall” step 1: take a big fat stinky shit on the wall
Step 2: spread
Step 3 walk away like yo shit don’t stink
Step 2: spread
Step 3 walk away like yo shit don’t stink
Smearing my shit by Pissiepiss October 28, 2022
Shit Smearing
The joyous process of shitting into one's hand or using other fecal gathering techniques to subsequently spread shit onto the body and face of people, willing or not.
Shit Smearing by Nigerious Shitbottoms May 22, 2009
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