smeans

Idiot, or someone wo doesnt have a clue

You are such a "smeans " all the time

by Dommers December 30, 2008

smearns

A violent scottish bastard

"Wow, that guy is a real smearns"

by WhoWhoWhoWho July 27, 2012

Sneans

The highly attractive combination of sneakers and jeans

Oh my god check out Gavin, Sneans alert

by Jamie Fisher May 17, 2007

Smeags

Used to describe someone who isn't particulary good looking. Originated from the Lord of The Rings character Sméagol.

person 1 "Do you like her?"
person 2 "na bro she's smeags"

by 93Piti September 15, 2011

speans

Speans are very tight, norrow legged, stretch jeans. The word comes from the combination of the words "spandex" and "jeans." Speans are commonly worn by punk rockers and can be found in eighties vintage stores.

Wil's speans are hard to the c-c-core!

by Maureen Svac April 15, 2005

patrick and seans house

Otherwise known as PSH. It is probably the best place in the world. It is where brain cells come to die.

Lets go to patrick and seans house tonight, i am keen for a f@cking jol.

by PRG1020 March 19, 2014

sheans

slang for short jeans. Used interchangably with jorts. Sheans are worn mostly by little kids, men over 40 and d-bags.

Eww. That guy's sheans speak for themselves.

by Gair-Bear May 25, 2007