skeans

Jean Skirts, really really short jean skirts similar to booty shorts but in jean form.

-"Dude, 3 o'clock check out those 3 girls in skeans"
-"Nice, I love girls in skeans!"
-"Yea man, those girls just up'd to 8s for wearing those"

-"SHAWTY GOT SKEANS!"

-"Wouldn't that ass look tight in skeans!?"

by bbnttz April 24, 2008

Skeans

The idiotic look when someone rocks skater shoes and skinny jeans. The new "junners". But instead of runners they're wearing skater shoes. "Skeans". Not a really good look to be rockin'.

Jacqui: "Oh hey, see Chris over there,"

Tayla: "Yeah? Why?"

Jacqui: "Look, he's rockin' the Skeans.."

Tayla: "Eww"

by someonenotrockinskeans May 9, 2011

Skeans

A pair of blue jeans that has been repurposed into a skirt by ripping out the inner seams and adding material to the front and back

Mary, tired of her old True Religions, had her grandma make them into a sweet pair of skeans.

by thankyoubye September 3, 2009

Skean

Skinny jean, when you don't have time for both words.

I need to buy a new pair of skeans, but my hip to ankle ratio is all out of whack.

by caseyrad666 March 17, 2010

skeans

A mix of a skirt and jeans.

“Did you see that teacher? She’s wearing skeans!”

by cornilius.duh March 27, 2023

skean

a really nasty kind of shit that really fucks the toilet.

Oi mate, I just skeaned the toilet i'm sorry

by yeahmateyeahmate December 13, 2020