skeans

Jean Skirts, really really short jean skirts similar to booty shorts but in jean form.

-"Dude, 3 o'clock check out those 3 girls in skeans"
-"Nice, I love girls in skeans!"
-"Yea man, those girls just up'd to 8s for wearing those"

-"SHAWTY GOT SKEANS!"

-"Wouldn't that ass look tight in skeans!?"

by bbnttz April 24, 2008

Skeans

The idiotic look when someone rocks skater shoes and skinny jeans. The new "junners". But instead of runners they're wearing skater shoes. "Skeans". Not a really good look to be rockin'.

Jacqui: "Oh hey, see Chris over there,"

Tayla: "Yeah? Why?"

Jacqui: "Look, he's rockin' the Skeans.."

Tayla: "Eww"

by someonenotrockinskeans May 9, 2011

Skeans

A pair of blue jeans that has been repurposed into a skirt by ripping out the inner seams and adding material to the front and back

Mary, tired of her old True Religions, had her grandma make them into a sweet pair of skeans.

by thankyoubye September 3, 2009

skeans

A mix of a skirt and jeans.

“Did you see that teacher? She’s wearing skeans!”

by cornilius.duh March 27, 2023

Skanstaffiny

To be killed by a falling chandelier.

"The Duchess was killed in a skanstaffiny accident."

by Angelica. October 10, 2008

Seansick

Feeling detached from, or deeply missing, the greatest person in your life, Sean, a God amongst men. Sean God

My goodness, I am so seansick, I really need to see Sean

by dundundun... April 29, 2011

Sneans

The highly attractive combination of sneakers and jeans

Oh my god check out Gavin, Sneans alert

by Jamie Fisher May 17, 2007