An ocean marsupial merpug that carries beer bottles in its pouch that it uses to masturbate with. Not to be mistaken with mermaids, a seansexual tempts seamen into the water using its sarcasm and charm.
Legend has it that a seansexual takes the form of a half-pug, half-fish, and haunts those at sea with the sounds of its cry-like moans.
by lazykevin January 02, 2017
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