smart g 

The man, the myth, the legend. Has to include Mell in your name to be a classed as a "smart g"

"You lookin smart g"

smart g by smart g December 7, 2016

Smart Guy

A TV show in the late 90's about a afro-american "Ten year old wiz kid bustin' high school". The ten year old kid being TJ Henderson, played by TJ Mowry. It was showed on the Disney channel for two years. TJ is also joined by two slackers, his brother Markus and Markus' best friend Moe. Tj and Markus live with their single father who owns a contracting company and also with their sister, Yvette. There is also some weird white kid whose name slips my mind.
"Smart Guy" is now shown as re-runs on the network called BET, meaning black entertainment.

"Yo Jamal. Whatchu' Finna do after skoo'?"

"Nuttin' much mane. Just finna pop some j's and maybe watch me some Smart Guy"

Smart Guy by dannakin December 19, 2008

Internet smart guy

The Internet tough guy of academia. Whereas an Internet tough guy pretends to be an all-state linebacker who could totally kick your ass, an Internet smart guy pretends to be an educated professional on topics in which he has limited knowledge.

Internet smart guys will often be found trolling broad discussion topics such as politics and science, but will not fail to comment on very specific specializations.

Common symptoms include, but are not limited to: terrible spelling and grammar, missing the point, limited citations (often from wikipedia), severe caps lock, and inability to handle disagreements.

Innocent forum-goer: I believe that the current correctional system does nothing to improve the behavior of inmates.
Internet smart guy: LOL ARE YOU DUMB?
Innocent forum-goer: Do you have an argument?
Internet smart guy: WELL ACTUALY IM STUDYING CRIMINAL LAW FOR MY ASSOCIATES DEGREE SO THERE WOULDNT EVEN BE AN ARGUMENT LOL

Internet smart guy by Lotsofgoats June 21, 2011

smart girl 

The type of girl a man will respect, but never sleep with. She gets all A's and usually goes to college. A smart girl never goes to parties, does drugs, sleeps with men, drinks, or smokes. Smart girls live in a fantasy world of the future. They live for the future. Smart girls are either viewed as weird or loners. Smart girls are still friends with their elementry-school buddies, and smart girls are never popular. Smart girls don't have a boyfriend untill college. Smart girls are the easiest target in high school; But they are the least preyed on.

Rob: "Hey wanna have sex?"

Karen; 'No, I'm a smart girl."

smart girl by name~name~name June 16, 2009

smart gambler 

A smart gambler is one who does not go to the ATM at the casino.

This is Shahid's fourth trip to the ATM... He is not a smart gambler.

smart gambler by JohnnyPunani May 11, 2014

Smart Girl Appreciation day 

March 19th-It’s Appreciation Day For Smart Girls. They don’t need a booty because their brains are more valuable. Whether they’re in a relationship or not doesn’t effect their grind. They got plans for college, not being someone’s baby momma or side chick. They’re not any type of fast girl or Primadonnas. They don’t gotta sneak or lie and they certainly don’t settle for less than what they deserve. They’re the first girls you go to cheat off of on a test! (Guess what bitch? WE NOTICED). They’re really down to earth and sweet girls once you get to know them. SO APPRECIATE US YOU UNCULTURED SWINE!

Kody: I got some gifts for you

Jane: why? It’s not even my birthday
Kody: It’s March 19th.

Jane: that’s right! Smart Girl Appreciation day!

Smart Girl Appreciation day by Greenpaperbag November 1, 2019

Smart Grid 

A developing integrated energy system utilizing digital technology in order to empower consumers, promote the green economy, and encourage smarter use of energy resources.

I'm on the smart grid, so I can better monitor and control my daily energy consumption!

Smart Grid by MollyRose916 March 5, 2011