smarfu
There was quite a smarfu at the nuclear warhead store this morning as all the evil Nazis bought lots of nukes!
smarfu by Dan Jacobs May 24, 2005
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smafuck
As well as being a conjunction of "smart fuck," smafuck is also:
The act of brown-bagging a woman, otherwise figuratively "cropping out" the woman's face prior to and during intercourse, as the term is derived from "smaf," hence "smafuck."
The act of brown-bagging a woman, otherwise figuratively "cropping out" the woman's face prior to and during intercourse, as the term is derived from "smaf," hence "smafuck."
smafuck by TheRealNeverender January 2, 2009
starfucker
A person who obessessed with and seeks out personal interaction with celebrities. The desired interaction is often, but not necessarily, sexual in nature.
Examples include Courtney Love, Star Jones, and pretty much every person on the E! television network.
starfucker by A.M. April 17, 2005
Starfucker
Woman or man who prides themselves on sleeping with someone of fame. In turn they believe that they too have the same self importance.
Olga Fonda is a starfucker and a woman linked to Guy Ritchie, Ben Stiller, Ryan Gosling, Sean Penn and many more. By sleeping with them she believes she too is a star.
Starfucker by tylerdirtyden January 14, 2011
smafuck
smafuck by Harry Stotle January 16, 2008
Smartucate
V. the act of expanding your knowledge base through higher learning, especially if you're a redneck, hillbilly, or similar. Usually smartucation takes place at a Colliversity.
Smartucate by Swanagram March 19, 2010
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