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smartfuck

The coolest person you will ever meet
"That Alix is a smartfuck!"
"Yo, Austin isn't such a smartfuck..."
by rawrrrrhehhehheh January 9, 2010
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smafuck

As well as being a conjunction of "smart fuck," smafuck is also:
The act of brown-bagging a woman, otherwise figuratively "cropping out" the woman's face prior to and during intercourse, as the term is derived from "smaf," hence "smafuck."
Yeah, bro, that chick was a butterface, so I smafucked that shit.
by TheRealNeverender January 2, 2009
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starfucker

A person who obessessed with and seeks out personal interaction with celebrities. The desired interaction is often, but not necessarily, sexual in nature.
Examples include Courtney Love, Star Jones, and pretty much every person on the E! television network.
by A.M. April 17, 2005
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Starfucker

Woman or man who prides themselves on sleeping with someone of fame. In turn they believe that they too have the same self importance.
Olga Fonda is a starfucker and a woman linked to Guy Ritchie, Ben Stiller, Ryan Gosling, Sean Penn and many more. By sleeping with them she believes she too is a star.
by tylerdirtyden January 14, 2011
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smafuck

A conjunction of "smart fuck." Usually preceded by the word "one."
That boy's I.Q. is 144, he's one smafuck.
by Harry Stotle January 16, 2008
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Smartucate

V. the act of expanding your knowledge base through higher learning, especially if you're a redneck, hillbilly, or similar. Usually smartucation takes place at a Colliversity.
I went to colliversity to get smartucated
by Swanagram March 19, 2010
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smurfuckintastic

A sarcastic phrase used to describe how you feel, usually used by people who wear blue coveralls to work, and especially if they also wear a white hard hat, and are hot and miserable.
Imagine Olin walking around a hot, smelly factory, sweltering in the heat, since in addition to it being 95 F and humid in the plant, he's also wearing a white hard hat and blue coveralls.

- Olin. what's up dude, how are you?

- I'm smurfuckintastic!
by Think Amaar November 14, 2011
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