Smarf

A replacement word that can be used as a noun, adjective, verb, pronoun, adverb, etc...

I can't believe Jeremy smarfed Dave in the Buku Fort

by BukuSmarfMan January 4, 2010

Smarf

A punch delivered to the back of some fools head, usually as a result of annoyance of ones actions. Not commited by normal members of society, only those who thrive on violence and the teachings of urban rap.

Billy - 'Look how slow these fools be walkin' blud!'
Bobby - 'Well dont be hollerin' ta 'ere mofo! Go smarf dem den!'

by black44 January 10, 2008

Smarf

V. To grab a girls crotch unexpedidly.

1. Damn I was so drunk last night I ended up smarfing that girl.

2. Non-chalantly I smarfed my gf when her parents weren’t looking, boy did she spike!

3. Man I wouldn’t do to smarf that girl, hot damn!

by mons00nman October 12, 2008

smarf

An interjection in which one expresses anguish or annoyance

(Billy trips and falls): SMARF!

by Audiosmile January 14, 2008

Scarfman

Noted shortwave-radio hobbyist and well-respected attendee of the Winter SWL Fests held annually in Kulpsville, PA. As a maverick of cutting-edge fashion, he has made indoor scarf-wearing all the rage among the trendiest hipsters and tripsters of radio ghettos worldwide. Never satisfied with mere radio listening, he has personally logged several thousand serial numbers of every type of radio equipment ever produced. In addition to this exhaustive pursuit, he can be seen frequently recording audio clips of the forums presented at the Winterfests.

A true radio original..

As a sideline, Scarfman works with worldwide police departments and Interpol as a Stolen Radios Recovery Consultant, providing serial numbers that match with numbers provided to the authorities by the victims of radio theft.

by The Unit "151" January 13, 2008

waist scarf

When a stripper uses a scarf or similar garment to conceal the after effects of giving birth in an effort to garner larger financial gains.

Here, hun, before you go on stage you gonna want a waist scarf if you don't want scare the guys away with that botched caesarian.

by aretegroup August 30, 2014

Scarfed

To purposefully ignore someone whilst fiddling with your scarf, so that they cannot try and take your arm or come near you or even make conversation ..... and so giving them the cold shoulder.

Hey, did you hear how Prince William totally scarfed Duchess Meghan on the way out of church on Christmas Day? Wow - he looked so cool - he will one day be a formidable king!

by celt man December 31, 2018