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someone who has fancied the same girl for the last 4 years without making ANY progress what so ever.
Smarbury: hey kate, wanna go out with me?
Kate: get the hell out of my cupboard you stalker!
Smarbury: I'm gonna top myself now...
by chris harcombe March 29, 2008
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