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snarfunkle 

When you're at a party, and someone passes out, one person grabs and opens the passed out person's mouth while another ejaculates in and around the mouth.
Dude, we just snarfunkled David with Stuart's AIDS.

stardunkle 

the massive fiery shit after a great night of Dong Fong.
"Oh, man, I just had a nasty stardunkle."

"Must've had Dong Fong."
stardunkle by CDT Dong Fizzle April 11, 2005

hard as a snarbuckle 

Newfoundland slang given to something edible that is really difficult to chew.
Aunt Mary baked some bisquits. I did not have the heart to tell her they were as hard as a snarbuckle.

snarfuckled

describing an incident of two dogs getting stuck together mid-coitus, such that your dad has to spray them down with the garden hose.
two dogs got snarfuckled on our lawn right before the easter egg hunt. my mom made my dad get out the hose, and blast them apart.

Snarfbungler 

One who smells and or licks someone elses taint or gooch.
Dude, Chandler is such a snarfbungler

snarfinglewiffled

Dammit dude you are so snarfinglewiffled
snarfinglewiffled by Nyle October 8, 2003