snarfunkle

to obscond, borrow, or steal. to be influenced by, or talked into something. (negative)

1. I most likely will not go to the party, unless I get snarfunkled into it.

2.She snarfunkled my favorite jacket without me knowing.

by fairy_queen03 March 26, 2010

snarfunkle

When you're at a party, and someone passes out, one person grabs and opens the passed out person's mouth while another ejaculates in and around the mouth.

Dude, we just snarfunkled David with Stuart's AIDS.

by Dr. Bloogenburger June 7, 2011

stardunkle

the massive fiery shit after a great night of Dong Fong.

"Oh, man, I just had a nasty stardunkle."

"Must've had Dong Fong."

by CDT Dong Fizzle April 11, 2005

hard as a snarbuckle

Newfoundland slang given to something edible that is really difficult to chew.

Aunt Mary baked some bisquits. I did not have the heart to tell her they were as hard as a snarbuckle.

by The Gewfie Newfie January 20, 2011

snarfuckled

describing an incident of two dogs getting stuck together mid-coitus, such that your dad has to spray them down with the garden hose.

two dogs got snarfuckled on our lawn right before the easter egg hunt. my mom made my dad get out the hose, and blast them apart.

by smoochie mclipenstein August 20, 2007

Snarfbungler

One who smells and or licks someone elses taint or gooch.

Dude, Chandler is such a snarfbungler

by justin is a snarfbungler, haha August 3, 2008

snarfinglewiffled

to be screwed or in deep shit

Dammit dude you are so snarfinglewiffled

by Nyle October 8, 2003