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The proper (some might say "derogatory", though I hope for the sake of the world they wouldn't) term for the evil coffee making entity sometimes known as Starbucks.
Also: a game which involves trying to fuck the most attractive member of staff working in said coffe shop, whilst buying the least number of products (See also Fuckbeans).
Also: a game which involves trying to fuck the most attractive member of staff working in said coffe shop, whilst buying the least number of products (See also Fuckbeans).
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Starfucks by CurvedMirror March 1, 2009
Starfucks
The intolerable people who frequent Starbucks! Not the normal customer or regular, this pos is over the top!
Barista over headseat: This guy said there is only 12 sugars in his tall coffee and he ordered 13. He wants a complete new batch brewed for the remake and won’t pull forward. God I hate starfucks!
Starfucks by Gunslinger0351 February 3, 2019
Starfucks
A special group intolerable people who frequent Starbucks! Not the normal customer or regular, this pos is over the top!
Barista over headseat: This guy said there is only 12 sugars in his tall coffee and he ordered 13. He wants a complete new batch brewed for the remake and won’t pull forward. God I hate starfucks!
Starfucks by Gunslinger0351 February 3, 2019
Starfucks
A new business where you can get both get laid and drink coffee. Teaches you the great art of multitasking and new sex positions. Cheap prices but expensive quality.
guy#1- "dude I'm do horny and I need some coffee"
Guy#2- "let's go to Starfucks!!!"
Guy#1- "way ahead of you" *un-zips pants*
Guy#2- "let's go to Starfucks!!!"
Guy#1- "way ahead of you" *un-zips pants*
Starfucks by El domarino July 4, 2014
STARFUCKS
The reason that Starbucks coffee's new logo doesn't have the ring around the woman icon. The ring had the name 'STARBUCKS COFFEE' on it. Not anymore.
During the past few decades, starting with the 1999 'Battle of Seattle' and thru the 'Occupy' movement and anti-G8 demonstrations and riots, it's the Starbucks cafes that often get trashed and vandalized. Violent anarchists often have defaced Starbucks logo signs by painting an 'F' over the 'B' in the company's name. So 'STARBUCKS' signs got vandalized to read as 'STARFUCKS'.
If these people want to rebel against predator companies they should go after Walmarts instead. Walmart destroys nearby competion by driving them away, they're anti-union and chump change, and they have that stupid-fuck loyalty slave cheer. Fuck Walmart.
Starbucks at least has a union and they are a coffee shop, even if their cups of joe are steeper and yups love them. Walmart fucks everybody over. Then again, when things get strained, violent anarchists are gonna do what they gonna. Their motto is 'FUCK SHIT UP'.
Either way, Starbucks removed that 'name circle' from their logo because anarchist rioters kept fucking up their name into 'STARFUCKS'. Ha ha.
If these people want to rebel against predator companies they should go after Walmarts instead. Walmart destroys nearby competion by driving them away, they're anti-union and chump change, and they have that stupid-fuck loyalty slave cheer. Fuck Walmart.
Starbucks at least has a union and they are a coffee shop, even if their cups of joe are steeper and yups love them. Walmart fucks everybody over. Then again, when things get strained, violent anarchists are gonna do what they gonna. Their motto is 'FUCK SHIT UP'.
Either way, Starbucks removed that 'name circle' from their logo because anarchist rioters kept fucking up their name into 'STARFUCKS'. Ha ha.
STARFUCKS by I Saw U2 Live Twice October 29, 2021