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smallpie by ivan.menshchikov December 2, 2021
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Gearing up for smallies
Gearing up for smallies simply means you are doing everything in your power to get the inside advantage on catching long dong small mouth bass. This is not limited to- buying OD rats, buying Baby FishEverything haters, buying split ring pliers from your local Walmart at 11 o’clock pm and or slapping so many slaps on your fishing vessel of choice that you nearly double it’s resale value.
“ Hey Philip, you want to go fish for some bass?”
“Ya Adrian!”
“Phil what’s taking so long?”
“Sorry man been Gearing up for smallies, you know how long that can take.”
“Oh my bad Phil, ya I understand that.”
“Ya Adrian!”
“Phil what’s taking so long?”
“Sorry man been Gearing up for smallies, you know how long that can take.”
“Oh my bad Phil, ya I understand that.”
Gearing up for smallies by IheartbASS October 23, 2019
Smallpenisary
General petty and wholly unnecessary one-upmanship.
The term is derived from the fact that partakers in such tomfoolery are usually trying to compensate for the fact that they have very small peni.
The term is derived from the fact that partakers in such tomfoolery are usually trying to compensate for the fact that they have very small peni.
Situations where people could be accused of indulging in smallpenisary:
Louis: Right, I'm going to set my alarm for ten past eight. What time are you getting up, Tim?
Tim: Hmm, I think I'll set my alarm for, let's see, 8:09.
Ian: Oh, what lovely mashed potatoes! And just the right amount, too! Louis, are you not going to finish yours? Can't you manage them?
*Louis is stuffed and looks sick*
Ian: Well, I think I've just got room for some fruit! I'll have a satsuma.
Louis: Well in that case, I'll have a bag of satsumas.
*Louis proceeds to "down" a good ten satsumas*
Louis: Right, I'm going to set my alarm for ten past eight. What time are you getting up, Tim?
Tim: Hmm, I think I'll set my alarm for, let's see, 8:09.
Ian: Oh, what lovely mashed potatoes! And just the right amount, too! Louis, are you not going to finish yours? Can't you manage them?
*Louis is stuffed and looks sick*
Ian: Well, I think I've just got room for some fruit! I'll have a satsuma.
Louis: Well in that case, I'll have a bag of satsumas.
*Louis proceeds to "down" a good ten satsumas*
Smallpenisary by The T Meister October 28, 2005
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Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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