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slutpocket 

Is to hobag as hobag is to ho.
Paris Hilton is more than just a hobag, she's a slutpocket.
slutpocket by choko January 21, 2005

Stupid Slurdock

An incredibly old, incredibly evil old cunt who owns a massive media empire which he uses to manipulate and undermine democracy. A real facist piece of shit.
Fuck Stupid Slurdock. So waiting for that old cunt to die and go to meet his master. I hope he likes hot places.
Stupid Slurdock by Cynical bloke April 13, 2019

slurpfuck 

A slurpfuck is when you make a girl squirt, collect her vaginal fluids in a container over hte course of a year and throw it in a blender with some ice! You then make her eat it!
My wife has a slurpfuck fetish and as such we have to ration our supply of her sweet, sweet nectar.
slurpfuck by spacefuck April 26, 2008

Granny's Slurpbucket 

An old name for the 'down regions' of an old lady.

The use of the word 'slurp' comes from a Shakespearian reference when King Aurthur was said to 'slurp uponst thee that runs freely and with froth from the cunny of thy mother's mother', aparently referring to the frothy nature of his grandmother's lovejuice.

The term bucket is not confirmed, but is widely accepted to be a reference to the 'openning'.
Wakefield was pissed because Alice was passing round pictures of his Granny's Slurpbucket'. He's never been the same since.

slugpocket 

A play on words no one has never heard of or made up before.
Explanation: Think of a slug crawling inside your pants pocket as a plug being inserted into a socket. (And here you have a rhyme!)
Me: “There’s a slugpocket somewhere in my pants.”
Janis: “Why?”
Me: “I can tell because it smells funny.”
slugpocket by bluestinger66 December 6, 2023

Surprocked

The word/term 'Surprocked' is used when feeling
Surprised & Shocked at the same time.

To be Surprocked.
Trader 1: Did you see the Bitcoin Chart last night?

Trader 2: Yes bro!!! Seeing it at $120,000 had me
'Surprocked'!
Surprocked by SatoshiDYOR August 30, 2025
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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