slurpkock

a better name for the gay band slipknot or slapknut

Hey ya twat you still listen tah slurpkock?

slurpkock by ikbenlike March 31, 2017

slutpocket 

Is to hobag as hobag is to ho.

Paris Hilton is more than just a hobag, she's a slutpocket.

slutpocket by choko January 21, 2005

Stupid Slurdock

An incredibly old, incredibly evil old cunt who owns a massive media empire which he uses to manipulate and undermine democracy. A real facist piece of shit.

Fuck Stupid Slurdock. So waiting for that old cunt to die and go to meet his master. I hope he likes hot places.

Stupid Slurdock by Cynical bloke April 13, 2019

slurpfuck 

A slurpfuck is when you make a girl squirt, collect her vaginal fluids in a container over hte course of a year and throw it in a blender with some ice! You then make her eat it!

My wife has a slurpfuck fetish and as such we have to ration our supply of her sweet, sweet nectar.

slurpfuck by spacefuck April 26, 2008

Granny's Slurpbucket 

An old name for the 'down regions' of an old lady.

The use of the word 'slurp' comes from a Shakespearian reference when King Aurthur was said to 'slurp uponst thee that runs freely and with froth from the cunny of thy mother's mother', aparently referring to the frothy nature of his grandmother's lovejuice.

The term bucket is not confirmed, but is widely accepted to be a reference to the 'openning'.

Wakefield was pissed because Alice was passing round pictures of his Granny's Slurpbucket'. He's never been the same since.

Granny's Slurpbucket by Will Atkinson April 7, 2008

slugpocket 

A play on words no one has never heard of or made up before.
Explanation: Think of a slug crawling inside your pants pocket as a plug being inserted into a socket. (And here you have a rhyme!)

Me: “There’s a slugpocket somewhere in my pants.”
Janis: “Why?”
Me: “I can tell because it smells funny.”

slugpocket by bluestinger66 December 6, 2023

Surprocked

The word/term 'Surprocked' is used when feeling
Surprised & Shocked at the same time.

To be Surprocked.

Trader 1: Did you see the Bitcoin Chart last night?

Trader 2: Yes bro!!! Seeing it at $120,000 had me
'Surprocked'!

Surprocked by SatoshiDYOR August 30, 2025