noun: A term of endearment used to describe a person who satisfies any of the following descriptions (1) bringing the realness (2) being good at frisbee (3) being a good friend (4) being awesome at tie dye (5) just being awesome (6) owning a Bum.

(Definition used extensively throughout North and South Carolina, particularly in the ultimate community)
Happy birthday hobag! I tie dyed a Bum for you!
by aHo31 June 29, 2010
A hobag is a girl who is extremely slutty and unintelligent, or one who wished that they could get it on, but they are too ugly.
Ashley B***** in CT is a hobag.
Literally, a "bag of ho." A hobag is a person (usually female) who is slutty, all over everyone she meets, or just plain annoying.

Another form of this word is the less-commonly used "whorebag."
Guy: Man, Melissa is all over that guy! She never even met him before!
Guy2: Yeah, dude. She is such a hobag!
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Girl: Jane is such a catty person, the hobag.
by Christina S April 29, 2006
term describing a slutty person.
that girl was an uber-hobag.....
by Kellie April 30, 2003
a term of friendly commradery when greeting a fellow female friend.
"hey hobag" is like the greeting "hey bitch" or "hey slut"
by katiebell August 14, 2006
The bag kept in the trunk of your car from when you KNOW you were a ho the night before. Usually contains a toothbrush, fresh panties, clothing and other random items you should be using at ho. Some ho's carry a ho kit including lotions and profilactics.
Crap! I have to be at work in twenty minutes, have you seen my hobag?
by GTGirlee October 17, 2006
A bag used to carry garden tools, such as hoes.
I think I ripped my hobag, now I can't find my hoes!
by Gaylord Fawker September 19, 2005