noun: A term of endearment used to describe a person who satisfies any of the following descriptions (1) bringing the realness (2) being good at frisbee (3) being a good friend (4) being awesome at tie dye (5) just being awesome (6) owning a Bum.

(Definition used extensively throughout North and South Carolina, particularly in the ultimate community)
Happy birthday hobag! I tie dyed a Bum for you!
by aHo31 June 29, 2010
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A hobag is a girl who is extremely slutty and unintelligent, or one who wished that they could get it on, but they are too ugly.
Ashley B***** in CT is a hobag.
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Literally, a "bag of ho." A hobag is a person (usually female) who is slutty, all over everyone she meets, or just plain annoying.

Another form of this word is the less-commonly used "whorebag."
Guy: Man, Melissa is all over that guy! She never even met him before!
Guy2: Yeah, dude. She is such a hobag!
Girl: Jane is such a catty person, the hobag.
by Christina S April 29, 2006
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term describing a slutty person.
that girl was an uber-hobag.....
by Kellie April 30, 2003
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The bag kept in the trunk of your car from when you KNOW you were a ho the night before. Usually contains a toothbrush, fresh panties, clothing and other random items you should be using at ho. Some ho's carry a ho kit including lotions and profilactics.
Crap! I have to be at work in twenty minutes, have you seen my hobag?
by GTGirlee October 17, 2006
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a term of friendly commradery when greeting a fellow female friend.
"hey hobag" is like the greeting "hey bitch" or "hey slut"
by katiebell August 14, 2006
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A bag used to carry garden tools, such as hoes.
I think I ripped my hobag, now I can't find my hoes!
by Gaylord Fawker September 19, 2005
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