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slurpfuck 

A slurpfuck is when you make a girl squirt, collect her vaginal fluids in a container over hte course of a year and throw it in a blender with some ice! You then make her eat it!
My wife has a slurpfuck fetish and as such we have to ration our supply of her sweet, sweet nectar.
slurpfuck by spacefuck April 26, 2008
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surfuckingprise

A sarcastic reference to a surprise that is not really such a surprise.
Well surfuckingprise, she’s late again!
surfuckingprise by Dr Bunnygirl July 27, 2019

surefuck 

A fragrance applied prior to heading out for a night on the town; the intention being, that the fragrance will attract a suitable mate.
Before we go, let me splash on a bit of surefuck.
surefuck by Dr Mafesto May 16, 2006
To fuck a female as if she were a 2 dollar whore. Must be rough, degrading sex with no foreplay whatsoever. Typically would be a quickie done on a slut you meet in a bar or club when you just take her in the bathroom and bend her over the sink or crapper.
Yo cuz, last night, I saw this little ho at the club with a miniskirt and no panties, so I took her in the bathroom and slutfucked the bitch!
slutfuck by HoMaster May 7, 2005

stupfuckdity 

epic stupidity to the fuck degree which is a gogolplex higher than the Nth degree. This word was first coined by SeanBedlam, an Aussie YouTube Philosopher and noted archivist of ridiculous shit. He helps us never forget.
It was chronic stupfuckdity that brought George W. Bush to the Presidency... twice.
stupfuckdity by Pipistrello January 11, 2009

smurfuckintastic 

A sarcastic phrase used to describe how you feel, usually used by people who wear blue coveralls to work, and especially if they also wear a white hard hat, and are hot and miserable.
Imagine Olin walking around a hot, smelly factory, sweltering in the heat, since in addition to it being 95 F and humid in the plant, he's also wearing a white hard hat and blue coveralls.

- Olin. what's up dude, how are you?

- I'm smurfuckintastic!
smurfuckintastic by Think Amaar November 14, 2011

slapfuck 

Noun A person who has been bitchslapped
Canadian Governor General Adrienne Clarkson bitchslapped the reporter. The poor slapfuck didn't know what hit him.
slapfuck by Duckworth Peslar September 23, 2008
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026
A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
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