slurpfuck

A slurpfuck is when you make a girl squirt, collect her vaginal fluids in a container over hte course of a year and throw it in a blender with some ice! You then make her eat it!

My wife has a slurpfuck fetish and as such we have to ration our supply of her sweet, sweet nectar.

by spacefuck April 26, 2008

surfuckingprise

A sarcastic reference to a surprise that is not really such a surprise.

Well surfuckingprise, she’s late again!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 27, 2019

surefuck

A fragrance applied prior to heading out for a night on the town; the intention being, that the fragrance will attract a suitable mate.

Before we go, let me splash on a bit of surefuck.

by Dr Mafesto May 16, 2006

slutfuck

To fuck a female as if she were a 2 dollar whore. Must be rough, degrading sex with no foreplay whatsoever. Typically would be a quickie done on a slut you meet in a bar or club when you just take her in the bathroom and bend her over the sink or crapper.

Yo cuz, last night, I saw this little ho at the club with a miniskirt and no panties, so I took her in the bathroom and slutfucked the bitch!

by HoMaster May 7, 2005

stupfuckdity

epic stupidity to the fuck degree which is a gogolplex higher than the Nth degree. This word was first coined by SeanBedlam, an Aussie YouTube Philosopher and noted archivist of ridiculous shit. He helps us never forget.

It was chronic stupfuckdity that brought George W. Bush to the Presidency... twice.

by Pipistrello January 11, 2009

smurfuckintastic

A sarcastic phrase used to describe how you feel, usually used by people who wear blue coveralls to work, and especially if they also wear a white hard hat, and are hot and miserable.

Imagine Olin walking around a hot, smelly factory, sweltering in the heat, since in addition to it being 95 F and humid in the plant, he's also wearing a white hard hat and blue coveralls.

- Olin. what's up dude, how are you?

- I'm smurfuckintastic!

by Think Amaar November 14, 2011

slapfuck

Noun A person who has been bitchslapped

Canadian Governor General Adrienne Clarkson bitchslapped the reporter. The poor slapfuck didn't know what hit him.

by Duckworth Peslar September 23, 2008