Sloucher

A sloucher is a person who sucks the insides of live or uncooked crustation out into their mouth (chewing it) and spits it back into the crustation. A sloucher repeats this motion until the insides of the crustation are somewhat liquified. Finally the person ingests the Slouche
there for deeming them a Sloucher.

Shawn says, "Hey guys, you want go to Red Lobster and go crab slouching"

or

Hey shut the fuck up you fucking crab sloucher!

by [e-mail] September 3, 2005

Bog-Sloucher

Someone who stays in a boggy area for far too long.

Sam told on Josh because he was being a bog-sloucher.

by moolegend March 13, 2011

penis sloucher

when you have a half boner and it starts to go up and slouches over to one side

man your such a penis sloucher or damn this penis sloucher is really hurting

by birkitt August 27, 2006

cart sloucher

A person who uses a grocery cart as their Walker

Look at that guy Mike he's a cart sloucher laying on his grocery cart using it as a walker

by Dutch girl 69 July 16, 2019

Shoucher

A person who enters your flat/house as a regular person and leaves an urban legend as they flee the scene of an alcohol induced 'accident' leaving your couch, floor, walls and somehow TV covered in shit!

Bringing a whole new meaning to the phrase couch surfing.

Don't invite Steve to the flatwarming party.... I've heard he is a shoucher

by Ser3ndipity September 26, 2010

Slotcher

A person that has been officially Slotched by Jeff or Joey

You're a real Slotcher dude

by HeadlessJeff January 21, 2021

Slouche

A slouche is a slutty douche. A slutty ignorant selfish person.

My first date went great until his two booty call girls showed up and offered him a threesome right in front of me! He left the date to be with them, what a slouche!

by KiefSand September 28, 2011