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Sloucher 

A sloucher is a person who sucks the insides of live or uncooked crustation out into their mouth (chewing it) and spits it back into the crustation. A sloucher repeats this motion until the insides of the crustation are somewhat liquified. Finally the person ingests the Slouche
there for deeming them a Sloucher.
Shawn says, "Hey guys, you want go to Red Lobster and go crab slouching"

or

Hey shut the fuck up you fucking crab sloucher!
Sloucher by Lance@assO.com September 3, 2005
Words you can keep

Bog-Sloucher 

Someone who stays in a boggy area for far too long.
Sam told on Josh because he was being a bog-sloucher.
Bog-Sloucher by moolegend March 13, 2011

penis sloucher 

when you have a half boner and it starts to go up and slouches over to one side
man your such a penis sloucher or damn this penis sloucher is really hurting
penis sloucher by birkitt August 27, 2006

cart sloucher

A person who uses a grocery cart as their Walker
Look at that guy Mike he's a cart sloucher laying on his grocery cart using it as a walker
cart sloucher by Dutch girl 69 July 16, 2019

Shoucher 

A person who enters your flat/house as a regular person and leaves an urban legend as they flee the scene of an alcohol induced 'accident' leaving your couch, floor, walls and somehow TV covered in shit!

Bringing a whole new meaning to the phrase couch surfing.
Don't invite Steve to the flatwarming party.... I've heard he is a shoucher
Shoucher by Ser3ndipity September 26, 2010

Slotcher 

A person that has been officially Slotched by Jeff or Joey
You're a real Slotcher dude
Slotcher by HeadlessJeff January 21, 2021
A slouche is a slutty douche. A slutty ignorant selfish person.
My first date went great until his two booty call girls showed up and offered him a threesome right in front of me! He left the date to be with them, what a slouche!
Slouche by KiefSand September 28, 2011
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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