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Sloucher 

A sloucher is a person who sucks the insides of live or uncooked crustation out into their mouth (chewing it) and spits it back into the crustation. A sloucher repeats this motion until the insides of the crustation are somewhat liquified. Finally the person ingests the Slouche
there for deeming them a Sloucher.
Shawn says, "Hey guys, you want go to Red Lobster and go crab slouching"

or

Hey shut the fuck up you fucking crab sloucher!
Sloucher by Lance@assO.com September 3, 2005
Words you can keep

Bog-Sloucher 

Someone who stays in a boggy area for far too long.
Sam told on Josh because he was being a bog-sloucher.
Bog-Sloucher by moolegend March 13, 2011

penis sloucher 

when you have a half boner and it starts to go up and slouches over to one side
man your such a penis sloucher or damn this penis sloucher is really hurting
penis sloucher by birkitt August 27, 2006

cart sloucher

A person who uses a grocery cart as their Walker
Look at that guy Mike he's a cart sloucher laying on his grocery cart using it as a walker
cart sloucher by Dutch girl 69 July 16, 2019

Shoucher 

A person who enters your flat/house as a regular person and leaves an urban legend as they flee the scene of an alcohol induced 'accident' leaving your couch, floor, walls and somehow TV covered in shit!

Bringing a whole new meaning to the phrase couch surfing.
Don't invite Steve to the flatwarming party.... I've heard he is a shoucher
Shoucher by Ser3ndipity September 26, 2010

Slotcher 

A person that has been officially Slotched by Jeff or Joey
You're a real Slotcher dude
Slotcher by HeadlessJeff January 21, 2021
A slouche is a slutty douche. A slutty ignorant selfish person.
My first date went great until his two booty call girls showed up and offered him a threesome right in front of me! He left the date to be with them, what a slouche!
Slouche by KiefSand September 28, 2011
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