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to be passed out in a seemingly uncomfortable position due to overindulgence in the use of alcohol or drugs
After consuming an entire handle of Jack Daniels and removing her shirt, Caroline passed out in the chair causing her friends to remark, "slouched."
slouched by MSisdope5 August 20, 2010
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To be very high; usually on downers or weed.
-Why are you laughing so much?

~Man, I'm slouched.
Slouched by Schlong Holster September 24, 2013
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The long-term complications of standing are the conditions that may arise after prolonged time in standing position.
I automatically hitched my thumbs in my jeans and slouched, wondering if I could get away if I made a break for it.
Slouched by Austin Decker December 1, 2009
taking or stealing an object/item, usually used in contexts for when you are taking something from a friend or acquaintance
"yo i just slouched Jamie's hat"
"hey dude, can I slouch 50 bucks off you"
Slouched by mps hectic September 27, 2022

Get Slouched 

to rek someone is a video game or in real life.

Bog-Sloucher 

Someone who stays in a boggy area for far too long.
Sam told on Josh because he was being a bog-sloucher.
Bog-Sloucher by moolegend March 13, 2011

stouched 

Excessively intoxicated. Beligerant, inconsiderate, loud, bobbleheaded, near-vomiting state of drunkness. Fucked up beyond all recognition.
Last night I got so stouched, I ended up sleeping in a ditch.
stouched by paulatinum April 24, 2009
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