slotapotamus 

A female, usually of the larger variety, who on occasion, or more often than not, has sexual relations with multiple partners at one time. Results in the creation of a "Moldy, Sloppy Coffee Can" for a vagina. Female may involve herself in such activities as trains, gangbangs and other such gregarious activities.

"Get that bitch a T-Shirt!!"

"Damn that's a huge slotapotamus."

"Yeah, 10-4 we've got a slotapotamus here boys. Strap up."

slotapotamus by Tommy Donovan` March 5, 2005

Slopapotamus

Slopapotamus is a combination of a slop tart and a hippopotamus. Usually occurs when a female consumes vast amounts of alcohol.

Did you see that girl shes acting like a slopapotamus

Slopapotamus by knappyboy March 5, 2011

slutapotamus 

A large, loose slut.

Ali is such a slutapotamus

slutapotamus by Wikki87 January 17, 2008

slopopotamus 

(noun) A girl who's so drunk that she turns into a sloppy hippopotamus, knocking over everyone and everything.

"When Dina walked out the club, she turned into a slopopotamus!" -The Situation, Jersey Shore

"This gay bar is full of slopopotamuses. Who let all of these women in here?" -Uncredited

slopopotamus by Jolifer March 5, 2011

Slopapotamous 

Slopapotamous (noun) - Origin: Jersey. 1) A combination of a slop tart and a hippopotamus.

When my mom drinks she turns into a slopapotamous and takes her clothes off.

Slopapotamous by Poonberry Babe March 7, 2011

slutapotomus

A fat bitch that somehow, bewildering to everyone, gets various boyfriends, and fucks them all.

Damn my ex. is a slutapotomus, why did I even date her?

slutapotomus by theorangepeel September 24, 2011

slothopotamus

A slow moving human being, likes being in the water and can drink a gallon of milk in less than 2 minutes. Woman can't resist this monster, yet laid back, this is a true warrior beast.

Slothopotamus was formed by a genetic deformation in the human DNA of the cross breading of a sloth and a hippopotamus

slothopotamus by Danomyte April 26, 2008