slopapotamis

A sloppy, annoying drunk of an abnormally large size.

"Sure you can bring your buddy to the party as long as he doesn't behave like a Slopapotamis."

by Pimpstress Pelican May 26, 2016

Slopapotamus

Slopapotamus is a combination of a slop tart and a hippopotamus. Usually occurs when a female consumes vast amounts of alcohol.

Did you see that girl shes acting like a slopapotamus

by knappyboy March 5, 2011

slopopotamus

(noun) A girl who's so drunk that she turns into a sloppy hippopotamus, knocking over everyone and everything.

"When Dina walked out the club, she turned into a slopopotamus!" -The Situation, Jersey Shore

"This gay bar is full of slopopotamuses. Who let all of these women in here?" -Uncredited

by Jolifer March 5, 2011

slotapotamus

A female, usually of the larger variety, who on occasion, or more often than not, has sexual relations with multiple partners at one time. Results in the creation of a "Moldy, Sloppy Coffee Can" for a vagina. Female may involve herself in such activities as trains, gangbangs and other such gregarious activities.

"Get that bitch a T-Shirt!!"

"Damn that's a huge slotapotamus."

"Yeah, 10-4 we've got a slotapotamus here boys. Strap up."

by Tommy Donovan` March 5, 2005

Slopapotamous

Slopapotamous (noun) - Origin: Jersey. 1) A combination of a slop tart and a hippopotamus.

When my mom drinks she turns into a slopapotamous and takes her clothes off.

by Poonberry Babe March 7, 2011

slopopotamus

a fat chick acting sloppy, regardless of where she is

What a slopopotamus

by thomasbelvader March 4, 2011

Sloppapotamus

Popularized by "The Situation" from Jersey Shore. "The Situation" defines it as a combination of a slop tart and a hippopotamus

The Situation: "Deena turns into the Sloppapotamus of the house. Combination of a slop tart and a hippopotamus put together. Sloppa... sloppa... ssssloppatopudus?"

by everyfuckingnameisalreadybeing March 6, 2011