Danomyte's definitions
A slow moving human being, likes being in the water and can drink a gallon of milk in less than 2 minutes. Woman can't resist this monster, yet laid back, this is a true warrior beast.
Slothopotamus was formed by a genetic deformation in the human DNA of the cross breading of a sloth and a hippopotamus
by Danomyte April 26, 2008
Get the slothopotamus mug.