A female, usually of the larger variety, who on occasion, or more often than not, has sexual relations with multiple partners at one time. Results in the creation of a "Moldy, Sloppy Coffee Can" for a vagina. Female may involve herself in such activities as trains, gangbangs and other such gregarious activities.

"Get that bitch a T-Shirt!!"

"Damn that's a huge slotapotamus."

"Yeah, 10-4 we've got a slotapotamus here boys. Strap up."

slotapotamus by Tommy Donovan` March 5, 2005

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slothopotamus

A slow moving human being, likes being in the water and can drink a gallon of milk in less than 2 minutes. Woman can't resist this monster, yet laid back, this is a true warrior beast.

Slothopotamus was formed by a genetic deformation in the human DNA of the cross breading of a sloth and a hippopotamus

slothopotamus by Danomyte April 26, 2008

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Sloppapotamus

Popularized by "The Situation" from Jersey Shore. "The Situation" defines it as a combination of a slop tart and a hippopotamus

The Situation: "Deena turns into the Sloppapotamus of the house. Combination of a slop tart and a hippopotamus put together. Sloppa... sloppa... ssssloppatopudus?"

Sloppapotamus by everyfuckingnameisalreadybeing March 6, 2011

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slopapotamus

A combination of a sloppy woman and a hippopotamus that occurs when some guidette decides to get drunk off her ass and stumble around Seaside.

Deena just turned into a slopapotamus" - Mike "The Situation

slopapotamus by spreadinthetruth February 28, 2011

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