breading

The act of using bread, which is unweighted, to get any goods for free using the self checkout service.

Yo Jamal, you breading today?

by Co-Founder of Bread Limited November 14, 2019

breading

To tell a lie which is very unbelievable and keep insisting that it is true.

Example 1
Zoe: I jumped a basketball fence when i was six, because three dogs bigger than twilight were chasing me.
Chi: Mad! Mad! Mad!

BEHIND ZOE'S BACK...

Chi: Zoe has been feeding me a hell of bread lately.
Ore: Guy! His breads are sweet.
Chi: I swear guy! He should stop breading.

by Orenzyie February 8, 2018

breading

To copy.

"hey why you breading my shoe? you breader!"

by toffee_apple December 10, 2003

breading

the act of dropping scent, spreading crumbs, ultimately sleazing. a very urban expression, often used on busy dancefloors. usually accompanied with a relevant throwing of crumbs action. result of breading = gooch

Q. what shall we do tonight lad?
A. let's go breading and get ourselves some gooch

by hitmanno1 November 26, 2007

breaded bread

Something that you come up with when you have nothing else to do. If you searched for this, you need mental help just like the person that wrote this.

Example 1

Person 1: Tell me something funny and random.
Person 2: Bread bread.
Person 1: Heh.

Example 2

Person 1: Are you good, dude?
Person 2: Breaded bread.
Person 1: That answers my question.

by Breaded Bread May 18, 2020

Breaded Bread

A more formal definition of the previous one. The Breaded Bread religion has been around for centuries. It was created by a holy figure known as Jebus Crust. His loyal Breadlings wrote all of his teachings onto thousands of slices of bread. Until now, the religion has been forgotten. Join the Breaded Bread Church to praise our lord Jebus Crust.

Person 1: Are you religious?
Person 2: Yes, actually. I attend the Breaded Bread church and I praise Jebus Crust.
Person 1: I see. I have more respect for you now. Praise Jebus.

by Breaded Bread January 22, 2021

bread

The shit you throw at ducks to get them to fuck off

Me: fuck off (throws bread 50 feet away)
duck: (goes and eats bread)

by Dubiks April 14, 2019