A combination between a slop tart and a hippopotamus. A girl that cant handle her alcohol that is falling down drunk and crying. She usually is not very attractive.
by soccergodking March 5, 2011
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by knappyboy March 5, 2011
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As seen in william belli's "This boy is a bottom"
"Ass up and pull your pants down"
Wears a jock strap on the first date
As seen in william belli's "This boy is a bottom"
"Ass up and pull your pants down"
Wears a jock strap on the first date
Gay Male Friend 1: Hey, you know that guy i hooked up with from grindr last night?
Gay Male Friend 2: Yea, you said he listed as verse right?
Gay Male Friend 1: yea, but that guy was a total slopabottomus.
Gay Male Friend 2: I bet his farts sound like someone blowing air through a donut
Gay Male Friend 2: Yea, you said he listed as verse right?
Gay Male Friend 1: yea, but that guy was a total slopabottomus.
Gay Male Friend 2: I bet his farts sound like someone blowing air through a donut
by duckslikerain April 16, 2013
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"When Dina walked out the club, she turned into a slopopotamus!" -The Situation, Jersey Shore
"This gay bar is full of slopopotamuses. Who let all of these women in here?" -Uncredited
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by Jolifer March 5, 2011
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"Get that bitch a T-Shirt!!"
"Damn that's a huge slotapotamus."
"Yeah, 10-4 we've got a slotapotamus here boys. Strap up."
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