slopapotomus 

A combination between a slop tart and a hippopotamus. A girl that cant handle her alcohol that is falling down drunk and crying. She usually is not very attractive.

Man when Deena was walking home from the club tonight she was being a slopapotomus

slopapotomus by soccergodking March 5, 2011

Slopapotamus

Slopapotamus is a combination of a slop tart and a hippopotamus. Usually occurs when a female consumes vast amounts of alcohol.

Did you see that girl shes acting like a slopapotamus

Slopapotamus by knappyboy March 5, 2011

Slopabottomus 

The ultimate bottom. Loose hole that has been filled by large cock often.

As seen in william belli's "This boy is a bottom"
"Ass up and pull your pants down"
Wears a jock strap on the first date

Gay Male Friend 1: Hey, you know that guy i hooked up with from grindr last night?
Gay Male Friend 2: Yea, you said he listed as verse right?
Gay Male Friend 1: yea, but that guy was a total slopabottomus.
Gay Male Friend 2: I bet his farts sound like someone blowing air through a donut

Slopabottomus by duckslikerain April 16, 2013

slopopotamus 

(noun) A girl who's so drunk that she turns into a sloppy hippopotamus, knocking over everyone and everything.

"When Dina walked out the club, she turned into a slopopotamus!" -The Situation, Jersey Shore

"This gay bar is full of slopopotamuses. Who let all of these women in here?" -Uncredited

slopopotamus by Jolifer March 5, 2011

slotapotamus 

A female, usually of the larger variety, who on occasion, or more often than not, has sexual relations with multiple partners at one time. Results in the creation of a "Moldy, Sloppy Coffee Can" for a vagina. Female may involve herself in such activities as trains, gangbangs and other such gregarious activities.

"Get that bitch a T-Shirt!!"

"Damn that's a huge slotapotamus."

"Yeah, 10-4 we've got a slotapotamus here boys. Strap up."

slotapotamus by Tommy Donovan` March 5, 2005

Slopapotamous 

Slopapotamous (noun) - Origin: Jersey. 1) A combination of a slop tart and a hippopotamus.

When my mom drinks she turns into a slopapotamous and takes her clothes off.

Slopapotamous by Poonberry Babe March 7, 2011

slutapotomus

A fat bitch that somehow, bewildering to everyone, gets various boyfriends, and fucks them all.

Damn my ex. is a slutapotomus, why did I even date her?

slutapotomus by theorangepeel September 24, 2011