slutapotomus

A fat bitch that somehow, bewildering to everyone, gets various boyfriends, and fucks them all.

Damn my ex. is a slutapotomus, why did I even date her?

by theorangepeel September 24, 2011

slutapotamus

A large, loose slut.

Ali is such a slutapotamus

by Wikki87 January 17, 2008

slotapotamus

A female, usually of the larger variety, who on occasion, or more often than not, has sexual relations with multiple partners at one time. Results in the creation of a "Moldy, Sloppy Coffee Can" for a vagina. Female may involve herself in such activities as trains, gangbangs and other such gregarious activities.

"Get that bitch a T-Shirt!!"

"Damn that's a huge slotapotamus."

"Yeah, 10-4 we've got a slotapotamus here boys. Strap up."

by Tommy Donovan` March 5, 2005

slopapotomus

A combination between a slop tart and a hippopotamus. A girl that cant handle her alcohol that is falling down drunk and crying. She usually is not very attractive.

Man when Deena was walking home from the club tonight she was being a slopapotomus

by soccergodking March 5, 2011

slutopotamus

An extremely fat girl that dresses like a stripper/hooker, and/or acts like one as well.

A fat chick that pretends she doesn't know she's fat and dresses like a skinny chick.

A fat woman that puts her sexual escapades on broadcast for the whole world to see.

1). Did you see the fat chick in the mini skirt and halter top?

Yeah! She looked like a total slutopotamus!

2). EEEEWWW!! Why would you ever want to watch a slutopotamus take her clothes off?

by DliteBRITE February 11, 2010

Slutopotamus

A fat whore. Usually horny ... pun intended.

That slutopotamus could fuck the football team and eat them when she was finished.

by OuterChild September 12, 2016

Raunchy Slutopotamus

(plural)Creatures that often can be found roaming the fitness clubs and Lulu lemon outlet stores of the West end. They can be identified by their affinity for wearing small or extra small lululemon yoga pants despite being an XXXL.

"Wow look! Its another heard of raunchy slutopotamus"

"Wow jeez I can see that slutopotamus's mooseknuckle."

by BattyMcMadness November 15, 2025