slopopotamus

(noun) A girl who's so drunk that she turns into a sloppy hippopotamus, knocking over everyone and everything.

"When Dina walked out the club, she turned into a slopopotamus!" -The Situation, Jersey Shore

"This gay bar is full of slopopotamuses. Who let all of these women in here?" -Uncredited

by Jolifer March 5, 2011

slopopotamus

a fat chick acting sloppy, regardless of where she is

What a slopopotamus

by thomasbelvader March 4, 2011

slopopotamus

a slopopotamus wich is and advancement from a sloptart wich is a sloppy ass drunk girl but a slopopotamus is probably the sloppiest girl you can ever find.

your walking out the bar with your and a couple of friends and you see a girl on the sidewalk knees all blody heels broken on one shoe and hair a mess. your friend john says damn this girl is fuuuuuuuuuuucked up and your friend mark says yea shes a slopopotamus the sloppiest of sloptarts.

by ass assasin March 8, 2011

Slopopotamus

Someone who is very sloppy or messy

"Ryan is so drunk right now"
"I know, what a slopopotamus!"

by Nikkix92 December 5, 2017

Slopopotamus

(n) Associate Story Producers of Reality TV that graduated from Emerson College.

Matt is a Slopopotamus, obviously.

Plural: Matt and Deena are slopopotami.

by Dorismorris March 4, 2011

Slopopotamus

A mix between a Sloptart and a hippopotamus.

Dinna is a Slopopotamus.

by Getsillyyo March 5, 2011