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sloppapotamus 

(noun)-Combination of a "slop-tart" and "hippopotamus" as quoted by Mike the "situation" on Jersey shore. In otherwords, a really drunk, sloppy bitch that has no regard for her appearance. AKA Deena, also on Jersey Shore
Deena was falling all over the place and turned into a complete sloppapotamus.
sloppapotamus by br92 March 11, 2011

Slopapotamus

Slopapotamus is a combination of a slop tart and a hippopotamus. Usually occurs when a female consumes vast amounts of alcohol.
Did you see that girl shes acting like a slopapotamus
Slopapotamus by knappyboy March 5, 2011

slopopotamus 

(noun) A girl who's so drunk that she turns into a sloppy hippopotamus, knocking over everyone and everything.
"When Dina walked out the club, she turned into a slopopotamus!" -The Situation, Jersey Shore

"This gay bar is full of slopopotamuses. Who let all of these women in here?" -Uncredited
slopopotamus by Jolifer March 5, 2011

Sloppopotamus 

Is a incredibly drunk person that turns into a retarded dinosaur raptor with there hands postured in front of there frail chest. These individuals are usually frail to begin with and once they get drunk they tend to fall face first down staircases.
Hey Nell’s do you think Kevin will turn into a sloppopotamus if he drinks the liquor tonight?
Sloppopotamus by John Unger January 3, 2019

slotapotamus 

A female, usually of the larger variety, who on occasion, or more often than not, has sexual relations with multiple partners at one time. Results in the creation of a "Moldy, Sloppy Coffee Can" for a vagina. Female may involve herself in such activities as trains, gangbangs and other such gregarious activities.
"Get that bitch a T-Shirt!!"

"Damn that's a huge slotapotamus."

"Yeah, 10-4 we've got a slotapotamus here boys. Strap up."
slotapotamus by Tommy Donovan` March 5, 2005

Slopapotamous 

Slopapotamous (noun) - Origin: Jersey. 1) A combination of a slop tart and a hippopotamus.
When my mom drinks she turns into a slopapotamous and takes her clothes off.