slogafuck 

a chore you have to slog through and you are saying fuck often because it is not pleasant. AND it still doesn't feel pleasant at the completion or the end of it, cause you know it isn't the end...

Here I am doing my online benefits again, what a slogafuck.

slogafuck by ZadderZax September 13, 2017

Swagafucked 

1. to be fucked in the asshole by swagger

2: full of swag, energized by swag

Foiool 1: this shit is dope, bruh. its fucking ghetto. you want some?
Foiool 2: aigh, nigga. dayum, i feel hella swagafucked right now.

Swagafucked by TheBigFoiools December 16, 2010

Slugfucking 

Having sex with a man whilst his penis is flaccid.

Hey Steph, do you know what slugfucking is?

Slugfucking by TheRealKebert February 8, 2010

pokey slowfuck

Specifically, an individual whose car moves approximately one tenth of the speed it should be moving at.

These people may be found pulling out in front of you for no goddamn reason and slamming on their brakes. Such an event may prompt outbursts of wtf or "you flaming cuntwaffle."

When applied in general usage, the term can refer to any jerk or asshole.

"(whistling to self while driving)...JESUS! What the FUCK! Goddamn.... goddamn pokey SLOWFUCK!"

"Yeah, that guy's such a ... he's such a pokey slowfuck."
"Pokey slowfuck?"
"...yeah. What?"

pokey slowfuck by Chalupamonk June 8, 2004

Slugfuck 

When you cum on a girls ass or back and then slowly drag her across the floor on wherever you came, thus leaving a slug-like trail behind her.

Matt: "dude I came all over her ass last night.."
Lucas: "I hope you slugfucked her!"
Matt: "of course! I dragged her across the carpet and you could see the trail!"

Slugfuck by ReptilianQueen2K16 August 14, 2017

slugfuck 

A general state of chaos or disarray. Similar to clusterfuck.

Etymology:

The ancient British originally used the word 'fuckslug' in situations where the word 'fuckton' was too hyperbolic and generally just over the top. With a decline in the use of slugs as a mass unit, the seventeenth century saw a reversal of the word into 'slugfuck', and a further evolution of its meaning to the current usage.

Rob: Wait a second - is it ton, tonne, or tun? God, this whole system is a complete slugfuck.

Steve: I know. Fucking brits.

Rebecca: Seriously.

slugfuck by ploomp December 23, 2011

slugfuck 

Punching a woman in the head while you're fucking her

"When I was banging Lisa, I didn't know what to do with my hands ... so I slugfucked her !" Synonym: 'LoveTaps'

slugfuck by MrHunghorse June 28, 2007