Slothfucking

Slothfucking is one kind of sexual act where there's a male and a sleeping female. They have to be in a relationship because if not it's rape. So if someone's gf sleeping and he can't it's time for a slothfucking. The male grabs her legs and arms pull it up and fuck her anally.

-Hey bro. How was your night?
-I couldn't sleep but I slothfucked my gf.

-What is slothfucking?

-It's like fucking a sloth.

-Did she wake up?

-No, she was totally slepping.
-Well done bro.