slugfuck

A general state of chaos or disarray. Similar to clusterfuck.

Etymology:

The ancient British originally used the word 'fuckslug' in situations where the word 'fuckton' was too hyperbolic and generally just over the top. With a decline in the use of slugs as a mass unit, the seventeenth century saw a reversal of the word into 'slugfuck', and a further evolution of its meaning to the current usage.

Rob: Wait a second - is it ton, tonne, or tun? God, this whole system is a complete slugfuck.

Steve: I know. Fucking brits.

Rebecca: Seriously.

by ploomp December 23, 2011

slugfuck

Punching a woman in the head while you're fucking her

"When I was banging Lisa, I didn't know what to do with my hands ... so I slugfucked her !" Synonym: 'LoveTaps'

by MrHunghorse June 28, 2007

Slugfucking

Having sex with a man whilst his penis is flaccid.

Hey Steph, do you know what slugfucking is?

by TheRealKebert February 8, 2010

Slugfuck

When you cum on a girls ass or back and then slowly drag her across the floor on wherever you came, thus leaving a slug-like trail behind her.

Matt: "dude I came all over her ass last night.."
Lucas: "I hope you slugfucked her!"
Matt: "of course! I dragged her across the carpet and you could see the trail!"

by ReptilianQueen2K16 August 14, 2017

Slugfucker

One who has sexual intercourse very slowly and/or takes forever to finish.

That dude over there is a real slugfucker.

by SlugerFucker224 August 1, 2016

Slugfucker

Someone or something that is REALLY REALLY slow

Dude this slugfucker is getting in my way!

by HoeBagCenteral March 23, 2018