slowfuckia 

noun.

AKA slowfuckistan
the fictional land of slow fucks.

everybody fucks slow in slowfuckia.

slowfuckia by L0union June 26, 2021

pokey slowfuck

Specifically, an individual whose car moves approximately one tenth of the speed it should be moving at.

These people may be found pulling out in front of you for no goddamn reason and slamming on their brakes. Such an event may prompt outbursts of wtf or "you flaming cuntwaffle."

When applied in general usage, the term can refer to any jerk or asshole.

"(whistling to self while driving)...JESUS! What the FUCK! Goddamn.... goddamn pokey SLOWFUCK!"

"Yeah, that guy's such a ... he's such a pokey slowfuck."
"Pokey slowfuck?"
"...yeah. What?"

pokey slowfuck by Chalupamonk June 8, 2004

snowfuckalypse 

When you're fucked by an apocalyptic amount of snow.

This weekends forecast is being hailed as a snowfuckalypse.

snowfuckalypse by 01001102 May 3, 2016