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sockfucking 

Verb, the act of lubing up an athletic tube sock and inserting the male member for sexual stimulation. A sockfucker may choose to perform the act manually or may choose to have a partner stimulate the sock. Low Cut socks are disfavored except by short dicked individuals.
Don't wash that sock after the game, I'm into sockfucking and your natural oils are better than you greezy fuck.
sockfucking by kingsnizzle September 3, 2006

Sidefucking 

The act of fucking people on the side while in a horrible long distance relationship. Since people cannot cope with long distance relationships they need the additional sexual satisfaction of having sex with other people. The long distance partner cannot possibly satisfy the other through the use of phone or web sex, so additional partners are required to quench this desire.
D: So how's your boyfriend in Vancouver doing?
J: So fucking bad, thank god I'm sidefucking.
D: Oh I know what you mean, sidefucking is essential. Like when I was dating that chick in Utah.
Sidefucking by Tetherel November 8, 2010

SOFUCKINGSATISFYING

when something is very satisfying.
holy fuck that's SOFUCKINGSATISFYING. just look at it.

somefuckinghow 

when you just cant say "some fucking how" like a normal human, or really anyone,even kyle
-did you see the video where they are Munging someone? it was hot.
-how did you find that? But in the first place,why? And somefuckinghow you found it hot, You are really a disgrace.
somefuckinghow by Shiroless November 27, 2019