slockfock

A cunt

My mate is such a slockfock sometimes

by BJ1998 November 27, 2017

shockcocknot

When an unusually large , almost shocking uncircumcised dick has a knot of gnarly skin that dangles from the tip, almost like a second smaller dick.

You could hear Tony’s shockcocknot slap against his thigh as he walked back to his locker.

by Davedale August 25, 2019

SlobKnocker

A girl who gives you head and while doing so hits your balls with her chin.

"I fucked Marry so good last night but damn she's a Slobknocker"
"A slobknocker?"
"Yeah she was deepthroating my dick and she kept hitting her chin on my nuts"

by Andrew Hagen September 2, 2017

sockrocket

A popular game where heavy tube socks are fold-rolled up into a ball and thrown as hard as possible at someone’s head.

Sockrocket is one of those shared favorite pastimes of rambunctious children and immature drunks.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 5, 2019

slackfuck

One who is both a slacker and a fucker. One who does absolutely nothing all day, yet still manages to fuck that up.

Cool Guy: Hey man, did you go get that case of beer for the party while i was at class today?

SlackFuck: Nawwww, i got super fucking high today though....sweet huh? Oh yeah i made you a muffaletta though...

Cool Guy: Dude, you're a total slackfuck, now i'm gonna have to teabag you! I hate olive salad!

by DPdaix October 27, 2006

slacksocks

some one who wears loud or bright socks, festive ones etc!

" look at the slacksocks on him!"

that boy that always wears the slacksocks

by peon123 December 6, 2011

Slobknocker

A person who slobbers on penises. Excessively.

Sally is such a slobknocker.

Is that good?

oh FUCK yes.

by valleriiee July 20, 2010