SlobKnocker

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A girl who gives you head and while doing so hits your balls with her chin.

"I fucked Marry so good last night but damn she's a Slobknocker"
"A slobknocker?"
"Yeah she was deepthroating my dick and she kept hitting her chin on my nuts"

SlobKnocker by Andrew Hagen September 2, 2017

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Slobknocker

A person who slobbers on penises. Excessively.

Sally is such a slobknocker.

Is that good?

oh FUCK yes.

Slobknocker by valleriiee July 20, 2010

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Slobknocker

A girl who sucks penis really good.

Deano: yo Mo! Guess what
Mo: what's up bro?

Deano: jade gave me head today!
Mo: really?
Deano: yea bro she a slobknocker 😅

Slobknocker by D3AN2.0 October 4, 2016

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sloberknocker

something that goes on for a long period of time

this fight look to be a down right sloberknocker

sloberknocker by sam ashton October 23, 2008

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sloberknockers

Breast that are so large and tantalizing that, like pavlov's dog, as a man you begin to drip slobber from your mouth

Wow, she has some massive Sloberknockers

sloberknockers by Charlie smith February 11, 2008

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slobknocking

The act of spitting or drooling on someones penis, excessively during oral sex. Slobknocking is usually looked upon as something that needs to be done before sexual intercourse so the penis is lubricated enough to go in.

Or could also refer to the act of kissing with extreme amounts of saliva entering the other persons mouth or going on the other persons face.

Dude, Sally is fucking pro at slobknocking.

How, man?

She made my penis so slippery we couldn't get the condom on.

slobknocking by vaaaaalllerie July 16, 2010

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snotknockers

1. Two parties looking to beat each other up, or 'knock the snot out of them', whether it be 2 fighters, 2 sports teams, etc.
2. What a woman has once someone sneezes on her chest.

"The Skins and Eagles are both snotknockers tonight - they just came to crush eachother and see how many players they could take down!"

"Achoooo!" "Damn, did you have to sneeze on my tits?!" "Haha, now they're snotknockers!"

snotknockers by RikkiPG October 2, 2007

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

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