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slackfuck 

One who is both a slacker and a fucker. One who does absolutely nothing all day, yet still manages to fuck that up.
Cool Guy: Hey man, did you go get that case of beer for the party while i was at class today?

SlackFuck: Nawwww, i got super fucking high today though....sweet huh? Oh yeah i made you a muffaletta though...

Cool Guy: Dude, you're a total slackfuck, now i'm gonna have to teabag you! I hate olive salad!
slackfuck by DPdaix October 27, 2006
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slamfuck 

Wild and vigorous sex done with the intention of putting the other person through the wall. The wall may be literal or metaphorical. The point is to fuck the person hard, deep, and with quick, almost violent strokes. Despite the nature, the slamfuck is usually done with good intentions.
What a freak! Don't go in for that nice and gentle shit. She likes a good, hard slamfucking.
slamfuck by D.S.Machina October 25, 2006

suckfuckate 

The act of being fully penetrated sexually in all bodily orfices. Often resulting in suffocation. And fucking. Hence, suckfuckation.
"I totally did not expect your girlfriend to let us suckfuckate her, bro. My bad."

Slackback 

A slackback is referring to a day when you are slacking off from dialing and selling. It can also mean a day that you did not post any new sales on Slack.
Becky "I just got a chargeback."
Mandy "Girl, I hear you, but you have seen your slackbacks? Get rid of those days and the chargeback will disappear."
Slackback by Insurance Guru November 9, 2022

slackface 

Suffering from loss of facial utility, typically characterised by inability to outwardly exhibit emotion.

Linked to overuse or abuse at the hands of a particularly menial task.

See rackface.
Alice: Since his stint on the last project, Richard's been suffering from a disctinct case of slackface.

Bob: I know; I heard that project was a biatch.
slackface by outofcoffee January 20, 2009

sickfuck 

a person who's so obsessive and disturbed that there's no other word to describe them, other than sickfuck
Louser is such a sickfuck for all the shit he's done over the years
sickfuck by anonymous1111 September 22, 2008
A very lazy person
Slackjack by mac_munch November 14, 2003