Shockcocker

Fingering a girl with one fist in the butt and one fist in tha vagina and making her scream.

i gave my girl the shockcocker last night and boy did she scream

Shockcocker by Rollie York August 21, 2006

shockcocknot 

When an unusually large , almost shocking uncircumcised dick has a knot of gnarly skin that dangles from the tip, almost like a second smaller dick.

You could hear Tony’s shockcocknot slap against his thigh as he walked back to his locker.

shockcocknot by Davedale August 25, 2019

sockcucker 

A common malapropism usually uttered by folks who are falling-down drunk and mean to use the term ‘cocksucker.’

Come over here you miserable sockcucker, I’ll kick your ass!

sockcucker by Dr Bunnygirl June 19, 2021

sockcucker 

Anyone who uses spoonerisms so that they don't have to swear in public. (a spoonerism is the switching of initial consanant sounds in a sentence.)

"I got to feel her tiant gits" said the sockcucker.

sockcucker by quamp July 21, 2003

SUCKCOCKER 

1.SUCKCOCKER, Another discription for COCKSUCKER.

2.SUCKCOCKER, Normaly It's a Male thats a complete Jerk or Asshole.
3.SUCKCOCKER, Someone who's main intention is to fuck you around or just fuck up anything.
4. SUCKCOCKER,A Contortionist or Anything who sucks cock backwards instead of forwards.

1.Refering to a person that intents to bogart the doobie, "Thanks alot SUCKCOCKER
2."You know what that crazy SUCKCOCKER did??" "What??" " He pissed in the dirty clothes hamper instead of the toilet!" "Wow what a SUCKCOCKER"
3. The Contortionist SUCKCOCKER who contorted and twisted themself backwards while sucking cock,m sprained their back.

SUCKCOCKER by katyfreeway January 10, 2015

shockblocker 

Similar to a cockblocker, the shockblocker is reserved for those attempting to block a lesbian hook-up. Although this hook-up may not really involve the shocker (two in the pink, one in the stink)... it will definitely involve at least two fingers and not a cock, and so shockblocker is the most appropriate term.

I tried to hook up with her, but her friend was being such a shockblocker.

Stop being a shockblocker.

shockblocker by Shanette August 23, 2007

shockercocker 

A man w an unusually large , uncircumcised dick who shocks wives, girlfriends , total strangers when they see it. Often gawked at by millennials changing under their towels, resulting in serious head injury as they struggle to keep their modesty .

When Tony walked thru the locker room that Cooper guy fell over struggling under his towel when he saw his cock. Tony’s a shockercocker

shockercocker by Davedale August 28, 2019