SlobKnocker

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A girl who gives you head and while doing so hits your balls with her chin.

"I fucked Marry so good last night but damn she's a Slobknocker"
"A slobknocker?"
"Yeah she was deepthroating my dick and she kept hitting her chin on my nuts"

SlobKnocker by Andrew Hagen September 2, 2017

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Slobknocker

A person who slobbers on penises. Excessively.

Sally is such a slobknocker.

Is that good?

oh FUCK yes.

Slobknocker by valleriiee July 20, 2010

Related Words

Slobknocker • Shlob Knocker • sloberknockers • slipknocker • slobknocking • slobnucker • Slutknocker • snot knocker • Schlob Knocker • slob knobber

Slobknocker

A girl who sucks penis really good.

Deano: yo Mo! Guess what
Mo: what's up bro?

Deano: jade gave me head today!
Mo: really?
Deano: yea bro she a slobknocker 😅

Slobknocker by D3AN2.0 October 4, 2016

sloberknocker

something that goes on for a long period of time

this fight look to be a down right sloberknocker

sloberknocker by sam ashton October 23, 2008

sloberknockers

Breast that are so large and tantalizing that, like pavlov's dog, as a man you begin to drip slobber from your mouth

Wow, she has some massive Sloberknockers

sloberknockers by Charlie smith February 11, 2008

slobknocking

The act of spitting or drooling on someones penis, excessively during oral sex. Slobknocking is usually looked upon as something that needs to be done before sexual intercourse so the penis is lubricated enough to go in.

Or could also refer to the act of kissing with extreme amounts of saliva entering the other persons mouth or going on the other persons face.

Dude, Sally is fucking pro at slobknocking.

How, man?

She made my penis so slippery we couldn't get the condom on.

slobknocking by vaaaaalllerie July 16, 2010

snotknockers

1. Two parties looking to beat each other up, or 'knock the snot out of them', whether it be 2 fighters, 2 sports teams, etc.
2. What a woman has once someone sneezes on her chest.

"The Skins and Eagles are both snotknockers tonight - they just came to crush eachother and see how many players they could take down!"

"Achoooo!" "Damn, did you have to sneeze on my tits?!" "Haha, now they're snotknockers!"

snotknockers by RikkiPG October 2, 2007

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

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TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

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Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

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Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

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