sockcock

ones cock with in a sock to masturbate...

some guy-"dood use a tissue!!!"

other dood-"hell no t3h s0ck > j00!"

by Anthony Askew October 16, 2004

shockcocknot

When an unusually large , almost shocking uncircumcised dick has a knot of gnarly skin that dangles from the tip, almost like a second smaller dick.

You could hear Tony’s shockcocknot slap against his thigh as he walked back to his locker.

by Davedale August 25, 2019

sockcucker

A common malapropism usually uttered by folks who are falling-down drunk and mean to use the term ‘cocksucker.’

Come over here you miserable sockcucker, I’ll kick your ass!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 19, 2021

sockrocket

A popular game where heavy tube socks are fold-rolled up into a ball and thrown as hard as possible at someone’s head.

Sockrocket is one of those shared favorite pastimes of rambunctious children and immature drunks.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 5, 2019

sockcucker

Anyone who uses spoonerisms so that they don't have to swear in public. (a spoonerism is the switching of initial consanant sounds in a sentence.)

"I got to feel her tiant gits" said the sockcucker.

by quamp July 21, 2003

SUCKCOCKER

1.SUCKCOCKER, Another discription for COCKSUCKER.

2.SUCKCOCKER, Normaly It's a Male thats a complete Jerk or Asshole.
3.SUCKCOCKER, Someone who's main intention is to fuck you around or just fuck up anything.
4. SUCKCOCKER,A Contortionist or Anything who sucks cock backwards instead of forwards.

1.Refering to a person that intents to bogart the doobie, "Thanks alot SUCKCOCKER
2."You know what that crazy SUCKCOCKER did??" "What??" " He pissed in the dirty clothes hamper instead of the toilet!" "Wow what a SUCKCOCKER"
3. The Contortionist SUCKCOCKER who contorted and twisted themself backwards while sucking cock,m sprained their back.

by katyfreeway January 10, 2015

Sock Cock

A game where two men place socks on their cocks. The two men begin to shake their cocks around until one of the socks fall. The winner is the man who shook of his sock.

Christian and William played sock cock at the football game.

by Dr. Duce November 30, 2019