sleepooping 

When you sleep and shit at the same time.

God dammit Sbeve! Were you sleepooping on the god damn couch again!?

Steve: Yeah lmao

sleepooping by Friendly Hello Hi September 18, 2021

Sleepimping 

When someone is sleepimping they spend more time sleeping and dreaming about being a pimp than they do awake being one.

Lucky spends more time sleepimping and dreaming about being a pimp than he does at work being one

Sleepimping by Da Gurugooglepimp ♌️🦁👑 July 8, 2019

sleepbooking [sleep-booking] [sleep booking] 

The act of facebooking or going on facebook while in a sleep-like state, drunk, extremely tired, or delusional.

Also a common disorder of stalkers and teenage girls who constantly change their facebook status from "single" to "its complicated" to "in a relationship" to "married" within minutes.

Can also refer to someone who is on facebook way too late at night.

"Man, I woke up this morning and I was sleepbooking sleep-booking sleep booking bumper stickers all day...it was great."

"Woah man...stop sleepbooking sleep-booking sleep booking the day before the SAT...your a retard."

"Don't you hate it when teenage girls keep sleepbooking sleep-booking sleep booking their relationship status all freakin' day!"
"Yes."

sleepbooking [sleep-booking] [sleep booking] by Herbi January 19, 2009

sleepwoking 

parroting woke-sounding catchy slogans without realizing what it means

some kid on tiktok: “non-dysphorics r super valid ✨✨”
a sane person about to be blocked and reported: “yeah, it’s fine to be cis. it’s not fine to be sleepwoking”

sleepwoking by the riverside July 23, 2021

sleepToking 

When you open TikTok app an go LIVE while you are still asleep.

When you “sleepwalk” on TikTok ! And go live, you are sleepToking.

sleepToking by Brandyrae3379! November 12, 2022

sleepbooking 

The act of Facebooking while sleeping, similar to sleepwalking.

Dude i'm pretty sure I was sleepbooking last night, i liked your status at 4:30 a.m.

sleepbooking by getnrealnwv May 13, 2010

Sheelooping 

The act of saving your sperm in a cup over a long period of time.

I've been Sheelooping for the last month and it is smelling rather raunchy.

Sheelooping by Charalesa January 22, 2006