sleepooping

When you sleep and shit at the same time.

God dammit Sbeve! Were you sleepooping on the god damn couch again!?

Steve: Yeah lmao

by Friendly Hello Hi September 18, 2021

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Sleepimping

When someone is sleepimping they spend more time sleeping and dreaming about being a pimp than they do awake being one.

Lucky spends more time sleepimping and dreaming about being a pimp than he does at work being one

by Da Gurugooglepimp ♌️🦁👑 July 8, 2019

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sleepbooking [sleep-booking] [sleep booking]

The act of facebooking or going on facebook while in a sleep-like state, drunk, extremely tired, or delusional.

Also a common disorder of stalkers and teenage girls who constantly change their facebook status from "single" to "its complicated" to "in a relationship" to "married" within minutes.

Can also refer to someone who is on facebook way too late at night.

"Man, I woke up this morning and I was sleepbooking sleep-booking sleep booking bumper stickers all day...it was great."

"Woah man...stop sleepbooking sleep-booking sleep booking the day before the SAT...your a retard."

"Don't you hate it when teenage girls keep sleepbooking sleep-booking sleep booking their relationship status all freakin' day!"
"Yes."

by Herbi January 19, 2009

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sleepwoking

parroting woke-sounding catchy slogans without realizing what it means

some kid on tiktok: “non-dysphorics r super valid ✨✨”
a sane person about to be blocked and reported: “yeah, it’s fine to be cis. it’s not fine to be sleepwoking”

by the riverside July 23, 2021

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