The act of facebooking or going on facebook while in a sleep-like state, drunk, extremely tired, or delusional.

Also a common disorder of stalkers and teenage girls who constantly change their facebook status from "single" to "its complicated" to "in a relationship" to "married" within minutes.

Can also refer to someone who is on facebook way too late at night.

"Man, I woke up this morning and I was sleepbooking sleep-booking sleep booking bumper stickers all day...it was great."

"Woah man...stop sleepbooking sleep-booking sleep booking the day before the SAT...your a retard."

"Don't you hate it when teenage girls keep sleepbooking sleep-booking sleep booking their relationship status all freakin' day!"
"Yes."

sleepbooking [sleep-booking] [sleep booking] by Herbi January 19, 2009

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sleepwoking

parroting woke-sounding catchy slogans without realizing what it means

some kid on tiktok: “non-dysphorics r super valid ✨✨”
a sane person about to be blocked and reported: “yeah, it’s fine to be cis. it’s not fine to be sleepwoking”

sleepwoking by the riverside July 23, 2021

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Sleep Toking

Smoking cannabis while asleep. Some people sleep walk other sleep toke.

Cobie, I saw you sleep toking last night at 4:20am!

Sleep Toking by paffche September 6, 2017

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