Sleepimping 

When someone is sleepimping they spend more time sleeping and dreaming about being a pimp than they do awake being one.

Lucky spends more time sleepimping and dreaming about being a pimp than he does at work being one

Sleepimping by Da Gurugooglepimp ♌️🦁👑 July 8, 2019

Sleephipping 

When your coworker is a green dot on Hip Chat, but is actually sound asleep.

It looked like I was hard at work, but actually I was catching some serious Zs while sleephipping.

Sleephipping by Sleephipper May 1, 2015

sleepifying 

Something that makes you sleepy, but to the point that you're so dead tired that you choose to use only 1 word.

God, I was so sleepy last night, that the word "Sleepifying" just popped into my mind.

This work is so sleepifying, I can't stay up anymore.

sleepifying by riya ok June 15, 2018

Sleepilingus 

The act of performing cunnilingus and falling sleep during...but your tongue and fingers do not stop their actions. Often times you are awoken by her gratification (gratification should not be confused with an orgasm, gratification is merely an audible or overt physical reaction, which indicates that you're on the path to mustering an orgasm, but there is still a lot of work (so wake the fuck up). In other words, "hey bro (girl), she's really enjoying this")

Pro Tip: if you don't LOVE cunnilingus, sleepilingus is impossible. So, if your friend tries to tell you he performed sleepilingus on some random last night, but has also said he hates cunnilingus, your friend is a fucking liar, and you shouldn't be friends with him. He probably likes cockilingus which is totally fine, just be honest with your friends, bro, right!? Cool, we're all in agreement. Oh wait, this was a pro tip, sorry got carried away.

Speaking of pro tips, it's a dude with a massive tip on his cock, or it's a guy who tips really well at restaurants, bars, valets, golf caddies, or really anywhere you can slip the tip...but it's not just about the tip, you gotta be a nice guy.

Judy: So how was last night?

Anne: I think I'm in love and let me just tell you, his sleepilingus game is on point! I was quivering and woke him up and then he took it into overdrive and I squirted all over his face, but then mid squirt he opened his mouth and swallowed it all! And you know how I squirt girl, Niagara Falls ain't got shit on me!

Judy: Wait, what!?! Sleepilingus is real?!

Anne: It was real last night went I treated his face like a fucking water park!

Judy: Shit, Anne! Sharing is caring! Don't you forget that, you fucking slut! Love you, bitch!

Anne: He's here right now, come over, girl! I made him a viagra ambien cocktail. You can have his face, I'll take the log and twins.

Judy: I'm 20 minutes away, I'll be there in 5.

Sleepilingus by eman6 December 1, 2019

sleepooping 

When you sleep and shit at the same time.

God dammit Sbeve! Were you sleepooping on the god damn couch again!?

Steve: Yeah lmao

sleepooping by Friendly Hello Hi September 18, 2021