sleepwoking 

parroting woke-sounding catchy slogans without realizing what it means

some kid on tiktok: “non-dysphorics r super valid ✨✨”
a sane person about to be blocked and reported: “yeah, it’s fine to be cis. it’s not fine to be sleepwoking”

sleepwoking by the riverside July 23, 2021

sleepwoking 

Someone who expresses that they are aware of social issues and content, however reverting to the same behavior regardless of apparent understanding of those topics of moral context

People in today's world may be woke, but there are many still sleepwoking.

sleepwoking by ibarabi June 13, 2018

sleepworking 

Performing work while the brain snooze.

It's dangerous to wake Jasmin up when he's sleepworking...

sleepworking by Hoodlum Slash Aztek144 August 19, 2007

sleepbooking [sleep-booking] [sleep booking] 

The act of facebooking or going on facebook while in a sleep-like state, drunk, extremely tired, or delusional.

Also a common disorder of stalkers and teenage girls who constantly change their facebook status from "single" to "its complicated" to "in a relationship" to "married" within minutes.

Can also refer to someone who is on facebook way too late at night.

"Man, I woke up this morning and I was sleepbooking sleep-booking sleep booking bumper stickers all day...it was great."

"Woah man...stop sleepbooking sleep-booking sleep booking the day before the SAT...your a retard."

"Don't you hate it when teenage girls keep sleepbooking sleep-booking sleep booking their relationship status all freakin' day!"
"Yes."

sleepbooking [sleep-booking] [sleep booking] by Herbi January 19, 2009

Open-eyed sleepwalking

Officially named lagophthalmogic somnambulism, open-eyed sleepwalking is a condition in which a person is awake, but appears so exhausted and worn out that they may very well just be sleepwalking with their eyes open.

John: What’s wrong with Richard?
Sam: He’s open-eyed sleepwalking. He had to stay up all last night working on some ASL assignments.
John: Poor guy…

Open-eyed sleepwalking by NotPieGuy December 8, 2021

sleepwacking 

Wacking off in your sleep. NOT a wet dream, because you are physically touching yourself. Sometimes happens simultaneously to sleepwalking.

Eww, Jeremy was sleepwacking in his mom's room last night.

sleepwacking by johnsq99 April 16, 2007

Sleepwanking 

Indulging in the act of masturbation while sleeping, usually performed by a man during a period of sexual frustration.

Tim has never had sex. One day, he woke up in his bed with a puddle by his side; he was sleepwanking.

Sleepwanking by Elvis O'Keefe September 27, 2011