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sleepbooking [sleep-booking] [sleep booking] 

The act of facebooking or going on facebook while in a sleep-like state, drunk, extremely tired, or delusional.

Also a common disorder of stalkers and teenage girls who constantly change their facebook status from "single" to "its complicated" to "in a relationship" to "married" within minutes.

Can also refer to someone who is on facebook way too late at night.
"Man, I woke up this morning and I was sleepbooking sleep-booking sleep booking bumper stickers all day...it was great."

"Woah man...stop sleepbooking sleep-booking sleep booking the day before the SAT...your a retard."

"Don't you hate it when teenage girls keep sleepbooking sleep-booking sleep booking their relationship status all freakin' day!"
"Yes."

sleepbating 

When a women has a wet dream and wonders why she actually had an orgasm without stimulation. The only explanation is that she was Sleepbating. Sleepbating implies that the female individual was sexually stimulating herself unbeaknownst to her own consciousness during a rather riviting dream about a sexy ass motherfucker. This can consist of pleasuring yourself with your hands or by rubbing against your sheets.
Desiree: Holy fuck... did i just have sex???... Nah, i must've been Sleepbating again.

sleepwoking 

parroting woke-sounding catchy slogans without realizing what it means
some kid on tiktok: “non-dysphorics r super valid ✨✨”
a sane person about to be blocked and reported: “yeah, it’s fine to be cis. it’s not fine to be sleepwoking”
sleepwoking by the riverside July 23, 2021

sleepToking 

When you open TikTok app an go LIVE while you are still asleep.
When yousleepwalk” on TikTok ! And go live, you are sleepToking.
sleepToking by Brandyrae3379! November 12, 2022

sleepbooking 

The act of Facebooking while sleeping, similar to sleepwalking.
Dude i'm pretty sure I was sleepbooking last night, i liked your status at 4:30 a.m.
sleepbooking by getnrealnwv May 13, 2010

Sleepbooking 

to Facebook instead of sleep even though your eyes are heavy and you will most likely fall asleep with your phone on your chest with the Facebook app open.
L:Why are you posting on fb rather than taking that nap you told me you were taking?
T:I'm sleepbooking
Sleepbooking by Misstracid September 5, 2015