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Slipballs 

The act of squeesing the left testicle, twisting it counter clockwise four times. Compress the left testicle, you can use great force, or a hammer/mallet if you need to. Take the right testicle and twist it clockwise seven times. Then make a loop with your left testicle, as you would a shoelace. Forcefull insert your right testicle through the loop. Twist both testicles in opposite directions like a double helix. After this, make another loop with your right testicle and push your left testicle through that loop. Then release your testicles. The compression of the left nut will make it near impossible to undo. Then slide your right nut up and down just like a slip knot. To undo, use icy hot. Dont forget to Crisco your balls before hand. Enjoy.
Once the hot bitches saw my SlipBalls, they wanted me inside them.

slamball season 

The time period immediately following sorority rush, where new and existing sorority members haven't had a dick in their hand for weeks. And need it. Like they need it bad.
Fratstar A: "Man, I haven't seen a chick in weeks. My dick's getting chapped.
Fratstar B: "Total cockcity. But sorority rush ends today. You know what that means!"
Fratstars together: "SLAMBALL SEASON!!!"
slamball season by juice45 August 13, 2009

swagballs225 

Swagballs225 is a popular reference used to show exciting moments done by gamer. This was popularized by streamers like Trick2g and Hashinshin commonly on their streams. This term can also be used as a way to describe someone very extravagant or extra.
Wow John you got a penta in the game league of legends? This is a "swagballs225" moment!

Your acting like "swagballs225" Edgar
swagballs225 by urban dictionary October 12, 2020

Snazballs 

This is a colloquialism for something that is very cool or awesome.
Hot fresh cookies out of the oven are totally snazballs.
Snazballs by ActuallyNevis May 4, 2009

Slamball 

The meatballs provided by most school cafeterias or any other eatery that is usually cheap, dirty, and/or served by filthy individuals. Slamballs typically are made up of one key ingredient, grade Z ground beef and are somehow satisfyingly tasty even though the consequences of the slamball are usually not worth it. Should usually be passed on but often is not.
Sally: "Let's go make out after 6th period lunch!?!?"

Me: "Normally I would babe, but they are serving slamball hoagies today. I know once I'm done eating I'll need to drop a hammer in the bathroom. Can I get a raincheck on that?"
Slamball by SixBowls August 20, 2010

Slamballed 

When a female dances aggresively on a male, as if attempting to cause testicular damage
"Dude i totally got slamballed by this drunk chick at Phi Kappa Tau last night, my nuts are killing me"
Slamballed by mtp5081 March 21, 2010