Slamball

The meatballs provided by most school cafeterias or any other eatery that is usually cheap, dirty, and/or served by filthy individuals. Slamballs typically are made up of one key ingredient, grade Z ground beef and are somehow satisfyingly tasty even though the consequences of the slamball are usually not worth it. Should usually be passed on but often is not.

Sally: "Let's go make out after 6th period lunch!?!?"

Me: "Normally I would babe, but they are serving slamball hoagies today. I know once I'm done eating I'll need to drop a hammer in the bathroom. Can I get a raincheck on that?"

Slamball by SixBowls August 20, 2010

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slamball

The slamming of the male reproductive glands against the forehead of an unsuspecting or sleeping victim.

Collin passed out after drinking only three Zima's, so Cody woke him up with a slamball.

slamball by pen15 May 13, 2005

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slamball

The name of a really crappy "sport" that imitates basketball but bastardizes it by adding props such as trampolines and is played by a bunch of unathletic hispanics.

Pedro and Juwon won the slamball game 2-1.

slamball by TheAznSensation April 15, 2004

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slamball season

The time period immediately following sorority rush, where new and existing sorority members haven't had a dick in their hand for weeks. And need it. Like they need it bad.

Fratstar A: "Man, I haven't seen a chick in weeks. My dick's getting chapped.
Fratstar B: "Total cockcity. But sorority rush ends today. You know what that means!"
Fratstars together: "SLAMBALL SEASON!!!"

slamball season by juice45 August 13, 2009