Flashtard 

one who insists that the Apple iPad's lack of support for Adobe Flash dooms it to failure.

I just heard a guy say he won't even consider an iPad because it lacks Flash support. What a Flashtard!

Flashtard by Observer1970 April 4, 2010

Flashtard 

Ostentacious guy or gal who constantly demands attention by shouting, saying, doing, and otherwise being flashy and retarded at the same time.

Flashtard: Look at this! Watch me do this ridiculous thing!
Person 1: What a flashtard?!

Flashtard by Zach Henkel June 4, 2008

FISHTARDS 

1. FISHTARDS, a jumbled acronym for DHS, IRS, and ATF; is a slang term for the FED's. It is similar to the word Glowies, but created to evade censorship from using 'Glowies' on certain platforms. The word was first created and popularized, on the now banned "PvP Report" Discord server. The emoji representing FISHTARDS, is a Charlie the Tuna Fish wearing a CIA hat backwards.

Example 1. Q: Why did the server get deleted?

A: The FISHTARDS shut it down, because we posted a few edgy meme's.

Example 2. Q: Why did the FISHTARDS raid John's house?

A: John refused to be extorted by theives

FISHTARDS by Bowman666 March 1, 2023

Flashear 

Argentinian slang used to say that someone is thinking or seeing things that are not real. (like delusional)

-Viste a esa rubia? Era hermosa!
-No podes flashear asi!! era horrible!

-Did you see that blonde? she was gorgeous!
- You can't "flashear" like that!! She was horrible!

Flashear by LuciannGP December 1, 2011

Flattard 

An individual who denies a globe earth due to his/her inability to draw a line on conspiracies. The more "woke" they are, the more they can brush off those pesky, trivial 9/11 conspiracies and the like.

Someone who will waste hours of your precious time sending you shitty memes about sun beams and how you can't see the curvature of the earth. Often times are also creationists who believe the earth was magically created 6000 years ago.

One who can't handle the thought of being insignificant, so they make themselves the center of the universe.

An unfortunately growing percentage of our youth.

Flattard: Hey dude do you believe in any conspiracies?

Dude: Yeah man! I don't think EVERYTHING happened as we are lead to believe. 9/11 is pretty fucked!

Flattard: No, dude, I mean like REAL conspiracies.

Dude: uhm, excuse me?

Flattard: like the earth is flat dude!!

Dude: wait, are you saying that's a conspiracy theory or are you saying you think the earth is flat?

Flattard: **whips out these shitty memes about sun beams and the curvature of the earth**

Like, dude, it just doesn't add up.

Dude: But... yes it... does....

Dude 1: Yeah, this dude I met thinks the earth is flat.

Dude 2: like a real life flattard? ZOOOMG I must talk to him.

Dude 1: Plz don't.

Flattard by Wingsuit Wally August 27, 2017

Flatard 

Someone who still beleives the world is flat, even the overwhelming evidence that says it's not won't sway them. Apparently it's a government conspiracy

"The world is flat , the govement is hiding this fact because they don't want us to know about the rich gold deposits outside the known map"

" no its a globe you flatard"

Flatard by Cwilson87 March 12, 2017

flashtrip 

When you are high, and meanwhile you have a flashback about something happened in the same condition.
(Only stoners can understand the situation)

-"You are a poet"
-"You said the same thing the last time ahahah"
-"You are right omg, what a flashtrip"

flashtrip by jaksam1074 October 10, 2020