Flashtard

one who insists that the Apple iPad's lack of support for Adobe Flash dooms it to failure.

I just heard a guy say he won't even consider an iPad because it lacks Flash support. What a Flashtard!

by Observer1970 April 4, 2010

Flashtard

Ostentacious guy or gal who constantly demands attention by shouting, saying, doing, and otherwise being flashy and retarded at the same time.

Flashtard: Look at this! Watch me do this ridiculous thing!
Person 1: What a flashtard?!

by Zach Henkel June 4, 2008