slustard 

A girl like a slut she spreads her legs easy and smooth like mustard

"hey dude got myself some slustard, ran so smooth all night

slustard by mitzul September 16, 2009

slustard 

to be messy, or untidy.

particularly gelatinous items

"jeffery! get upstairs and clean your room, its been slustard for over two weeks!"

slustard by listypoos September 20, 2004

sluntard

A person who is a slut a cunt and a retard.
A retarded acting slunt.

Don't go near Susan, she is a Sluntard.

sluntard by The Most Dangerous Animal May 21, 2007

slutarded 

Over zealous sexual appetite, low self esteem and the inability to keep one’s legs closed leads to poor decision making and inevitable hook-ups with douche bags.

She got syphillis from being so slutarded.

slutarded by FireBox June 27, 2006

slutard

the infusion of the words "slut" and "retard". A "slutard" is a retarded slut, or a slut retard.

Hey bizzatch! You're a slutard!

Look at that slutard!

You're dumber than a slutard!

Are you slow? Or just slutarded?

slutard by aok May 1, 2006

slastard 

A guy who only cares about big boobs and blond hair. A manwhore. A guy who is obsessed with females and only cares about their bodies.

"God, Jason is such a slastard, the way he picks up girls at the strip club."

slastard by Josh Heigh June 11, 2008

sluptard 

Stupid slut retard, it can be used when a person is all three or one of the defining words.

"Did you see the guy over there who tripped and fell down the stairs?"
"No."
"Hes such a sluptard."

sluptard by LoliveiraMD June 8, 2016