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slustard 

to be messy, or untidy.

particularly gelatinous items
"jeffery! get upstairs and clean your room, its been slustard for over two weeks!"
slustard by listypoos September 20, 2004
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A person who is a slut a cunt and a retard.
A retarded acting slunt.
Don't go near Susan, she is a Sluntard.

slutarded 

Over zealous sexual appetite, low self esteem and the inability to keep one’s legs closed leads to poor decision making and inevitable hook-ups with douche bags.
She got syphillis from being so slutarded.
slutarded by FireBox June 27, 2006
the infusion of the words "slut" and "retard". A "slutard" is a retarded slut, or a slut retard.
Hey bizzatch! You're a slutard!

Look at that slutard!

You're dumber than a slutard!

Are you slow? Or just slutarded?
slutard by aok May 1, 2006

slastard 

A guy who only cares about big boobs and blond hair. A manwhore. A guy who is obsessed with females and only cares about their bodies.
"God, Jason is such a slastard, the way he picks up girls at the strip club."
slastard by Josh Heigh June 11, 2008

sluptard 

Stupid slut retard, it can be used when a person is all three or one of the defining words.
"Did you see the guy over there who tripped and fell down the stairs?"
"No."
"Hes such a sluptard."
sluptard by LoliveiraMD June 8, 2016
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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